Laugh a while !

Deadly PJ I got in sms today !!

What would you call a race of mother in Laws ?

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Race Hai Saason Ki… lol…

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Still with me ? Lets have one more ….

Its raining cats and dogs, however Santa reaches Pizza Hut to take a Parcel… The man at the counter inquires… Sir, are you not Married ?

Santa (angrily/emotionally) : Oye tujhe kya lagta hai itni baarish mein meri Maa mujhe yahan pizza lene bhejengi ??

One more, last… hope your still with me

A tiger has been troubling a village, he has turned into man eater….

Eventually famous hunters Santa and Banta reach the already deserted village to capture the tiger. They search and search and search but to no avail. Eventually next day morning both need to go to the loo, It’s a village so have to go in the open, they sit facing opposite sides guarding in case the Tiger attacks.

Yes, you guessed it right, the tiger comes at this very right time

Santa : Banta Tiger is coming.
Banta : Oye Where ?
Santa : Towards me.
Banta : Santa Tu Dar To Nahi Raha ?
Santa : Nahi Nahi !! Main kyon daru ?
Banta : Arre .. to phir apni dho na… meri kyon ??

I don’t know if you have read these but I thought I must share… Laughter is the best medicine and I intend to give a bit of a dose to all who come here !

The cursed tag – now uncursed !!!

Monika tagged me to do this tag and I dont believe in curses and all that but she is a friend who keeps me laughing so many times through her humourous tags I have to do it…. so here goes the tag…

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Nope, prompt decision, parents awaited a girl but I came whooosh… suddenly my cousin suggested the name and I was named !!!!

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

this crying is now embarassing me… I cried yesterday after nooon don’t ask why .. !

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yea… it has evolved… its a style… some day they will be sold as fonts and fetch me a fortune.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Not applicable – Wish I could have meat at lunch… in my jain house i never get a chance…

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

yup a cricketer in the making, thats what i hope… ! born on 4-6-4 !!!!!!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

You dont expect me to say no do you ?

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

All the time…

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Dying to do it… my wife even more than me….

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL

Wheat

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

Yes always…

12. IF YOU WERE TO PICK YOU OWN FIRST NAME, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

some sanskrit word… I like “hriday” my sons name a lot toooo

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM ?

Vanilla with Alphonso (Ratnagiri)

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Normally faces, but I always notice hands and fingers… dunno some disorder which you can name…

15. RED OR PINK?

Neither

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF ?

Laziness, unable to focus

17. WHOM DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

My hometown… Bharuch.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?

Ya, as long as you love it please do it… no compulsions… Volunteer like I did…

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

Grey Pants.. Shoe colour.. i dont know what you call this colour.. its greenish brown or something like that woodlands.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

The dotmatrix printer behind screaming

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Blue…

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?

Wet mud smell after the first rain, petrol smell, coffee, garlic ka jhounka !!! … even I can go on and on

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Youngest bro… a girls family is coming to meet us on Sunday, so trying to ascertain if they are coming and I have to go to Bharuch….

25. HOW DO YOU KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU ?

She is my blog samaj ka lovely member… she has some hillarious stories to tell at times which I just love !

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

I guess you all know….. Cricket !

27. HAIR COLOR?

Natural Black, with gray ear burns…

28. EYE COLOR?

Black, I think.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

No.

30. FAVORITE FOODS?

foodS? plural ? well you asked for it, here we go… Pizza, Pasta, Tandoori Chicken, Biryani, Half Fry, Paani Puri, Bhel, Sev Poori, Vada Paav, Samosa, Gujarati Daal ok ok… I ll stop… but tooo many…

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Happy endings anytime

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

The President is coming

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Blue.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER

If i have to pick one of the two it wouldnt be fair.. Rains are my favourite or else Both… Winter is so goood, summer has holidays associated with it…

35. HUGS OR KISSES

both as long as its a female who is bestowing the favour not a male

37. DESCRIBE YOUR PENCIL CUP

at office its a free one i got from a mutual fund co. at home I have none use son’s pencil box !

38. FAVORITE ARTIST(s)?

Painters ? I don’t even know one…

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

None… sadly

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

nothing its a dark black one…

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

Krishna the animated series … son rules these days on TV !

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).

The ball hitting the middle of the bat…. only a cricketer can know how sweet that sound is….

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

Beatles…

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

I guess Kanyakumari must be the one… dunno lol…

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

I copy very well !!! does it count ??

46. WHERE WERE U BORN?

Eeee hai Bambai Nagariya tu dekh babua !!!!!

47. FAVORITE PIECE OF JEWELRY?

My engagement ring…. thats it for me….

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

Well we were in the same class from 5th class, then she shifted to another city… but we again joined the same college and as they say… its destiny !!

49. FAVORITE SONG?

Just too many to name one… it would be injustice to pic one…

50. Favorite Musical?

Musical movie ? of the new lot i like RDB, it has unbelievable music of the old lot I would pick Abhimaan. !

This is a cursed tag, so all I tag have to do this tag or their blog is cursed.

Naah Don’t worry…. I the almighty HITCH WRITER finish the curse here !!!! lol….

I would love to see you all do this tag but voluntarily and at your free will and wish… if you do it, please let me know in the comments section….

Jodte jaon doston … (stolen title)

The Anu Malik wala Inspiration for this comes from Monika….. After copying rhyming from IHM its time to copy this translation with just a bit of twist ….. The challenge this time is to translate the original song to another language at the same time keeping the rhyme or the tune or the dhoon intact…..

lets see how many guys n gals have songs that they can translate and still tune it…. This one I know rhymes quite well….

First the mukhda

Foreigner Foreigner dont go away, Leaving me alone, leaving me alone,

Foreigner my friend keep your promise you remember, do not forgetttt,….

Then the Antra

You come in the season of springggg, fly away like birds in the season of autumn,

You give tears to laughing eyes, Dont return even after promisinggggg,

Foreigner my friend, keeeeeeeep your promise, you remember do not forgettttt….

If anybody asks me which hindi song is that… you get minus 10 points…

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I have a gujarati garba line translated toooo and it rhymes and tunes exactly like the garba …. it goes like this….

On the bank of river, coconut tree re brother coconut tree…

( नदी किनारे नार्येली रे भाई नार्येली रे ) that is in gujarati and not hindi but no gujarati fonts available..

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Lets try one more…. I am trying this as I write :

Don’t know why, it happens in life, suddenly this mind, after someones left, remembers his small small talks…. Don’t know why….

geee that came out well didn’t it…. lol and it tuned quite well tooo…

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Lets try one more….. I’m almost loving this… but promise this is the last… after that its upto you…. hmmm which song do we try…. lets try this one from Rang De Basanti…

You, without telling me, take me somewhere….

The place where you smile…. my goal is there…..

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This sounds fun to me if does to you…. just add on…. lets see if we can unearth some new talent…. lol….