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Aaah Woman !

April 6, 2009

 

Woman’s liberty is alrite…. They have a right to dress up and attract attention….

 

But than is it fair to come to the park at 7 am in the morning, in your pristine figure looking as fresh as a flower, never does she look as if she has woken up and come…

 

Exactly 4 strands of hair, yes just 4 strands of hair are on her forehead… the rest neatly tied up… in a pony that bounces about…

 

She wears either polka dotted pink t-shirt and track pant or a white t-shirt and a pant….

 

She looks like Sonam Kapoor and Deepika Padukone mixed into one !!

 

Than she comes in shoes that have an almost 2 inch heel !!

 

She does almost a cat-walk, that doesn’t qualify as a morning walk, no she doesn’t need to lose weight either, she is in purrrrrfffect shape…

 

is this a recipe for morning walk ?

 

for her it is…. she will giggle and talk with all and mingle…. walk slowly…. not really interested in the walk ….

 

She just glances once and gives a hint of a smile….

 

I am unsure, try and see where wifey is ?? Hoping she isn’t spying.

 She knows I like her !! I told her …

[  She says I have no chance with her ... !! (straight away, I never said I am interested)

Imagine... why would i want to have a chance with her ?? (do all wives think like this ??)

I love you my dear wife.... ( only you, you gotta believe me )

Does every man who appreciates beauty look for a chance ??? (do they ?) ;)

Ain't it my damn right to appreciate her beauty.... ! :P   ]

 

 

… but before I smile… I loose her eye contact….

 

aaaargh….

 

and than i forget how many rounds i jogged…. bah

 

such a nuisance… !

 

Really !

60 Comments leave one →
  1. April 6, 2009 7:18 pm

    Sure Dhiren, isn’t bad at times for the male ego to get a boost :) Is actually good for the wifey as well, ;-) he he…

  2. Smitha permalink
    April 6, 2009 7:30 pm

    Naughty Naughty Dhiren! Ans just when I was wondering how this was going to end – ‘and than i forget how many rounds i jogged…. bah’ That was great!!!

    • April 7, 2009 10:39 am

      what else can a gray haired 30 year old do ?? :(

      girls are as naughty… but than they are more discreet.. !

  3. April 6, 2009 7:36 pm

    With your wife around? Some guts my friend.
    Appreciate beauty? Sure. But in what way? ;)
    You know what other married men say?
    “Married men are easy targets. Risk free and experienced”.
    And they like to think it’s true! :p

    Good luck with the jogging. Where did you say you go jog? ;)

    • April 7, 2009 10:40 am

      ;)

      bidooo in our park ! lol…

      Easy Targets ?? sure thing… :)

      but problem is no one is trying to target !!!! :(

  4. April 6, 2009 9:04 pm

    Ok… so that is why you go for your daily jogging…. :) LOL…
    as the line goes: “you can look but cannot touch”…. :) LOL

    we never change, do we?? :)

  5. April 6, 2009 9:06 pm

    Hmm so this is your exercise regime?
    Good going… dude.

    • April 7, 2009 10:41 am

      well i do stretch and all that also… but lol… this is the more interesting part ! lol :)

  6. Thoorika permalink
    April 6, 2009 9:24 pm

    Seems like that you have one inspiration for your daily jogging !!! ;)

  7. April 6, 2009 11:13 pm

    haha … the ending was superb :P forgot how many rounds ….haha!!

  8. April 6, 2009 11:24 pm

    LOL
    there is no harm Dhiru boy:), just as there is no harm if there is a tall n handsome dude with the perfect physique, joggin around and ur wifey glances across at him… would u mind? i m sure not!! hehe.. ;)

    at this end, while me sure the husband is too sharp to miss any pleasant sight ;) i still make a point to bring such pretty things to his notice n we both enjoy smilingly.

    • April 7, 2009 10:43 am

      Thank god Tara… you didnt say Uncle !!!!! :D

      Dhiru boy is preffered any day… !!!! :D

      I notice she does fall into a trance when she sees Aamir… !! (khan that is)

      but you girls are a lot more discreet than us honest men !! ;)

  9. April 7, 2009 12:03 am

    What is with your obsession of Sonam Kapoor and Deepika Padukone? Ha..ha..ha..you men are such perverts. Look at us women….hamaara sar pati ke charanom mein hota hai. We never look here and there. Farhan who? :D

    So you are jogging a lot these days, kya? :lol:

    • April 7, 2009 10:45 am

      *Devil* :lol:

      These two girls have made me forget Bipasha, sharon and Gwyneth ! lol… :D

      Pati ke charno mein ?? lol….

      Jogging, coz have to go to hometown in 10 days… getting in shape for the old(er) girlfriends !!! :D :lol:

      • April 7, 2009 11:55 am

        Ha..ha..ha.. your Punky mood. ‘smitten’ . So body building for old gfs.

        Does you wife have any clue? :lol:

        • April 7, 2009 12:19 pm

          err… not exactly body building… just trying to beam by tucking in the belly a bit… detox diet starts tomorrow !! ;)

          she wouldnt have a damn clue… as she is slugging it out in the parkkk & gym tooo !!! wonder why ? ;)

          • April 7, 2009 9:12 pm

            All I can say is ‘Rab Ne bana Di jodi’. :D

            • April 7, 2009 9:37 pm

              LOL…. :) dhirubhai!!! you are…. no.. actuallu I have no words…:) LOL and LOL at Solilo!!!

              • April 8, 2009 10:03 am

                all i can say is woman are discreet, men are open about it !

                and I have absolutely no issues if she eyes a handsome hunk… ! seeing is allowed… no touching !!! :)

              • April 8, 2009 6:10 pm

                Dal mein kuch kala hai.

                Me : daal ? kaali daal ? kya keh rahe ho bhaiya ??

  10. Winnie the poohi permalink
    April 7, 2009 12:51 am

    Ah atleast they make sure that you dont miss your daily jogging :D :D

    i am chuckling here!! lol!

  11. indianhomemaker permalink
    April 7, 2009 1:22 am

    LOL :) ))

    You have some incentive to go to the park now :)

  12. April 7, 2009 3:09 am

    haha you!! :D i love my morning jog too… but sadly, no cute guys around!!! :(

  13. April 7, 2009 8:13 am

    Everyone has got a right to appreciate beauty.
    Great man when ur wife is around you seen her in detail(heels,her 4 strands of hair etc..)

  14. April 7, 2009 11:50 am

    Lol, good incentive to jog, I must say!

  15. Indyeah permalink
    April 7, 2009 4:24 pm

    LOL! Dhiren you are one smart cookie :D

    You forgot the number of rounds? :D
    And Wifey is mad about Aamir?
    then pray that Sonam and Aamir do a movie together :D
    you and wifey both can drool :D

    LOL :D look at that smitten mood :D
    seriously dude! whats with you and Deepika and Sonam :D ? Eh?

    PS:-I Have to put your blog in the updates one… :( still have your old one and thats whY I miss the updates :(

    no latecoming from tmrw pucca! :d

    • April 7, 2009 4:29 pm

      cookie and me and smart ? :P

      Sonam and Aamir in one movie… surely Aamir has to play her dad !!!

      lol

      I am in love with both Deepika and Sonam…. truly !! :D

      Indyeah you can use your old blog as a blog roll !! blogspot… i just removed all my posts from blogspot and put a blog roll… so u can use either reader or our own blogspot both !!!

      good that you pointed no late coming or else i was going to scold you ! :)

  16. April 7, 2009 8:42 pm

    i dunno abt this baba…i am innocent..lol…

  17. April 7, 2009 8:43 pm

    i dunno abt this baba…i am innocent..lol…i never look at any girl.just lie sometime..haha

  18. April 8, 2009 9:42 am

    Cool,cool..!! :D That’s a nice take on stuff around..ur wife loves aamir??aamir and sonam are doing a movie together and its fast cuming up..start licking ur lips,u two.. :)

    am blogrollin ya..
    cheers.. :)

    Nikhil

    • April 8, 2009 10:05 am

      really Multimelon ?? they are ??

      wow… that would be total paisa vasool…. lol :D

      my kid wouldnt love it though that mom and dad are not taking him to the popcorn counter though !! :)

      well well you made my day first up in the morning !!!! :)

  19. Usha Pisharody permalink
    April 8, 2009 9:48 am

    What I am wondering about is what you do when your wife perhaps admires a hunk… hehehe :)
    Poetic justice :)

    Nice one as always, Dhirubhai :)

    Btw, finally unveiled a blog at wp.. :) Do visit, when time permits :)

    • April 8, 2009 10:07 am

      She does admire a few… only i have to keep on pushing her to come out with the names… :)

      u women are a very discreet lot as i keep saying ! ;)

      you unveiled it !!! yay yay… welcome aboard Ushus !! coming over rite away…

  20. April 8, 2009 10:12 am

    Where’s ur latest post – Sorry but this is not done… Can’t get to it.

  21. April 8, 2009 10:21 am

    Deleted it rakesh… dont want to post on politics !

    • April 8, 2009 11:09 am

      C’mmon… don’t delete a post! Speak your mind

      • April 8, 2009 11:38 am

        well… I dont know… I would rather write something funny… lots of people are going to write about the shoe thrown !

        I dont think the shoe should be thrown… its wrong and that guy must be punished severly !

        • April 8, 2009 11:46 am

          Exactly my point. I had even raised this when the shoe was thrown at George Bush. I’d told a fellow blogger who was very happy that in the future, expect a lot of shoes to be thrown at politicians, leaders, heads of state etc. etc.

          • April 8, 2009 11:53 am

            While it was bush i was least concerned and kinda giggling at the irony on america and bush !!

            but now that this has happened to my country’s home minister, I am not able to digest it…

            With Bush it was an Iraqi who did it… you can still understand what Bush and America has done to Iraqi’s…

            But Chidambaram is the home minister… he was not in charge when the riots happened, he doesnt control the CBI…

            how can you make him a scape goat… and its our own citizen a educated journalist who does this !!

            This is exactly what happens when people dont use brains… instead of going after the culprits… they are going after the congress party…

            like it happens in riots… a muslim guy kills a hindu man… they dont go after that man… they will go after the whole muslim community… this is a very dangerous precedent to have set in !

  22. April 8, 2009 10:32 am

    I don’t think women would enjoy looking at men. They would rather make the men look at them and enjoy that!! And I think your jogger pal does have some skills ;-)

    Destination Infinity

    • April 8, 2009 11:39 am

      Lol… now that is a woman’s perspective… that I, a man, never thought about !! interesting … so you mean all the while she knows she is being noticed.. eh :)

      hmmmm

  23. April 8, 2009 11:58 am

    Do they not???? :-D

    Looks like you go out for sight seeing ;-)

    And even if she has perfect figure she has all the rights to stay fit and wear whatever she wants to :-D

    • April 8, 2009 12:43 pm

      I go out for jogging… she forces me to sight see… !! lol :D

      She most definitely has a right to stay fit and wear nething that she wants smita !!! most definitely !!!

      I believe in appreciation !!! :D
      :)

  24. April 8, 2009 1:05 pm

    ha ha ha….So do we ;-) I mean believe in being appreciated :-D

  25. April 8, 2009 6:09 pm

    You are so busted man, your wife will definiteley pour some chillies in the food :) , you are running after a merge of “Sonam Kapoor and Deepika Padukone “, dude come on…

    ME: dude if you see her… you will start running tooo trust me ;)

  26. Badz permalink
    April 9, 2009 11:15 pm

    Hahahaha! Dhiru Uncle, I agree with your wife, you’ve got no chance. :-P
    Sorry dear, the fact is your getting old. ;-)
    Well to me you seem old in comparison to me. :-p

    It’s funny to hear, someone’s out there keeping you on your toes. So think you should do an extra 20 rounds. ;-)

  27. zinggy_mum permalink
    April 19, 2009 1:02 am

    dhiren, besides jogging its giving exercise to ur eyes too. feast on….

  28. December 22, 2009 10:24 am

    :lol:

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