Bhaiya mat kaho na…
A : If only we had great chicks in the office, ours would be the best office / job !!!!
B : But you and that lady come together from Ujjain together… why dont you fall her..??
A : She is not worth falling !
B : She is not worth or she doesnt look at you at all…
Me : No no… Dont you know B ?? Yeh to Bhaiya hai… !! hai na A ??
A : Nahi Nahi…. Main Bhaiya nahi hu…
B : Means you have a roving eye for her… huh ?
A : No no…
Me : Meaning she has no danger from you right ?? Matlab you are a Bhaiya… !!
A : Nope… I am not Bhaiya…
Me : Matlab teri niyat mein khot hai…
A : Haan… meri niyat mein khot hai… Par main Bhaiya nahi hoon…
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Strange are ways we men think… really… this “A” is the biggest pain in the ass in our office and all our colleagues throughout the day are behind him, pounding him with sarcasm and pulling his legs… !! Interestingly he just emphasises how much the word “Bhaiya” affects the male psychology…. !!!!
Kahi yeh bhi suna tha…
Ise kehte hai apne pair pe kulhadi marna ….
Main first aa gayi kya ????
****Swaram is dancing in joy***
Hitchy is bk n how
WTG Dhiru bh… err.. I mean …. bha … ????… Hitchy
Warning… !!!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ the ending note
good you understood !
I don’t c the warning any more ????
does it matter… !! just saving wordpress of some bytes !!! sigh
Ha ha ha!
Dekh Bhai Dekh Dekh Bahi Dekh!
Bytes… kaha Bhai nahi kaha !!!!!!!!!
Waning gone … so I can say that nw
LOL!! DhirenBHAI
*Indy can call you that*
But seriously whats with the word bhaiya and how guys seem to be mortally scared of this one word?
It really does scare the males inside us… !! lol… !!! ha ha ha….
Dhiren with a title like THAT you really think anyone going to let go of this opportunity?
I was going to stop comments in this post… but then i thought enough of it…
WTH … I need to laugh….
so what if on me… !!!
but still you were supposed to be helping me… !!! you lil brat…
in making you laugh at yourself
yea rite… I c so…
I am still protecting you
only you can laugh at yourself ..no one else will laugh at you
ab khush?
Bhai bhai bhai! bhai!
Dhirenbhai !!
Indy you dont scare me… !!
but Stop… you will provide the leads to all others… !!!!!!!!!!!!!! plssssssss
sigh !! you were supposed to help !!!!!!!
achcha okay
no more ”bhais’ for now
as it is I call you Dhiren
*Indy protecting Dhiren*
I so wish Solilo doesnt read this post… !! She will make mincemeat of me… I just can hear her rakshashi hasi… !!!!!
I can’t wait until Solilo reads this.
Can I call you Bhai?!!
*Bhaagooo*
I call you aunty perhaps.. !!
teeheehee…(Crafty effect
)
Nice post Dhiren Bhaiyya
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
see, aise post daalne hi nahi chahiye
LOL!! next time Dhiren keep a title that’s err less tempting
Oh no… Neha is an Indori… !!!
She atleast shouldnt have taken a cue !!!!!
Indori hai to? bhaiyya nahi bol sakti? lol
My name is hitchy …
Neha madam…
aila bhaiyya to chidh gaye
Naheeeeeee… yeh sun ne se pehle mere kaan phat kyo nahi gaye… the only female blogger I know from Indore is saying this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aww…gussa mat ho. and dukhi mat ho. No bhaiyya from now on. Jeeju chalega ?
HITCHY !!
thats best !!!!!!!!!!!
point taken!
Thank God !!!
coffee ke liye chale ???
Madam is there a will ????????
dont worry we can have coffee with me and hetal both at my home !!!!!
hehe got it! oh so sweet! when can i come?
ysh hui na mardo wali baat… !!!
*cant say anything…lemme laugh first*
ha ha ha…
BTW is this the kind of conversation guys usually have?
How to ‘fall’ and not to ‘fall’ a girl?
FALL?
You want the girls to trip and fall?
dont kill me for PJ’s
now that i am safely married and have my girl falled tripped and booked… I can atleast let out the secrets and make it a lil more difficult for guys like OG, Vimmuuu !! lol
Yeah those two seem to be in dire need of lessons
One listens to songs like jaadu hai nasha hai and the other one..no actually both of them hate flowers..
Teacher Ji I thought Hetal was the one who tripped you
instead of the otehr way round 
yea… she tripped me errr… whatever … !! so what !!
I would like to think… It was all a part of a big scheme… In the end she fell … !! lol… how to see at things has to change from time to time…
Hw come Hetal doesn’t read this blog
She thinks its all BORING !!!!!
Swaram. I think Dhirubhai here should thank his lucky stars Hetal doesn’t read his blog.
Eg-jactly Badz
Hey hitchy bhai and indy madam,
our ways are different….. but we are sure that it will work out well in the end
oh wait! you said difficult?
those two have already made it damn difficult for themselves
yea they have… they dont like flowers… !! silly guys… they dont need to like flowers… they need to just gift them….
LOL!! good point Dhiren!
Awww. Bless them. I’m sure they will learn soon enough.
We dont like flowers…… and we stick to principles……..
Safely married….hehehehehe……….
whats funny in safely married !!!!!!!!????????????
ask Hetal to read your blog and you will know how safely married you are
LOL
) Hetal has no clue what Bhai is writing here 
Infact this post will help me clear any doubts she might have I m flirting on blogs !!!!!!!
lol…
LOL
I’m sure it will Dhirubhai.
ask Hetal to read your blog and you will know how safely married you are
ROFL! this is one of those posts where the comments get funnier by the minute!!!!
I always think the comments on my posts are always funnier… and they have so much affection too… !!!!
haha…
Me liked that PJ
Arre Dhiren Bhaiya, pehle likhte ho comments nahin, phir comments allow karte ho. Ye sab kyaa ho raha hain Bhaiya? Comments ke mamle me appki niyat main khot hain…..
And I propose that Dhiren should now be respectfully addressed by all of us as “Jagat Bhaiya” (saare jagat ke bhaiya!).
Cheers,
Quirky Indian
I knew it… this was suicidal stuff… !!
JAGAT BHAIYA !!!!!!!
OMG !!
just investigated that Quirky is a guy !
Guys are the meanest… always trying to trim competition… !!
He got one over me… !!
Noted !!!
Iska hisaab liya jaayenga… barabar liya jaayenga… !
Dhiren, it seems I have offended you. Didn’t mean to!
Chalo, I take that back. You are not Jagat Bhaiya. In fact, you are no one’s Bhaiya.
Peace.
Quirky Indian
Chill Quirky !!!!
I basically needed to laugh !!!!!
I didnt leave a lot of choice did I !!!!!!!! …
or are you weary of my REVENGE !!!!!!!!!!!
heee hawww…
But I need to understand this: Kyaa bhoot savaar hua ki comments vapas enable kar diya?
Seriously, dude? Why?
Quirky Indian
the laughter was needed badly dude !!! badly…
so had to enable the comments…
at 32 with gray hair… its better to be called Bhaiya … Uncle is even more rude !!!!!!!!! lol…
Uncle … LOL
)
people think being rude is funny ???
wghats this… pick one of the two not both !!!!!!
Okie Hitchy … Bhai is fine
Lest u find another name for me
Can I call you Uncle?!!!
*running away from Hitchy throwing stones!*
Hahahahahaha! Great idea Pixie.
Dhiren uncle
as if bhaiyaa was not enuff!!! hitchu, u gave them the word “Uncle” too??????
thank ur stars…Indy hasn’t named u like she named EOG – Apooopan!
(apoopan = granpa)
I never knew I would enjoy getting people to laugh at me… !! geez… wonder waht is happening to me.. !
Ha ha ha !! Gr8 one .. Jagat Bhaiyya
That is classic! Jagat Bhaiyya
ROFL!! Jagat Bhaiyya!
Dhiren even Indy cant protect you now
see how quickly this word is picked up by everyone now!!!
Time of me to run away…. really far…
Jagat Bhaiyaaa
*crafty runs inside nearest cupboard to burst out laughing*
JAGAT BHAIYAAA???????
*crafty wil have to live in the closet for few days*
INDY!!!! too much!!!!!!
poor hitchu! how do i save u hitchu????
you cant… when some one is on a suicide mission… you just let him go… lol… !!
I think Hitchy likes Jagat-Pati more
chee chee…. !!!
Swarthi errr.. swathi… careful… if hetal reads this… !! please !!!!!!!
very convenient and apt title.
gals listening???
zinggy you too ??
leaving aside me…..hahahaha
Koi hum dum na raha….
koi sahara .. na raha….
awww….ghor atyachar!
woh bhi emotional !!!!!!!
All I can say is that Men have one track mind
One track ?? lol… we have conspiratory minds !!!!!!!!
So Dhiren Bhai? What is the moral of the story
You expect to do a post like this and NOT be called bhai/Bhaiya 
My mood status is your answer… Whatever !!
sigh…
so u don’t mind we calling u bhaiya
as if my wishes matter… !! sigh..
And if this is not asking for trouble – I don’t know what is
So I think, you secretly like being called ‘Bhaiya’ 
Don’t worry , Hitchy, we get the message loud and clear 
We will ensure that you get truckloads of Rakhis 
I got a brain storm and a big one at that… !! really…
“truckloads of rakhis” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u know what i pictured???
knock on hitchu’s door, he asks who it is, its the courier guy, hitchu opens, and a truck empties rakhi’s in hitchu’s house!!
hitchu is standing in a pool of rakhi’s
aiyo!
it’s smithu’s fault hitchu…she fired my imagination!!!!
*hitchu looking for something to throw at crafty*
Naaaaaa… never at crafty !!!!!!!! your creativity and imagination must must must keep going… !! lol
The moment you ask me out for coffee, we run out of threaded comment capacity
IF you want you can still reply there… !!
if thre is a will there is a way…
I ll post one message rite there… just c
Ae bhai; zara dekh ke post karo
kya dekhu ???
main to tumhe dekh raha hoon…
:O
ROFL!!!!!!
*crafty is grinning looking at swaram blush as red as her saree*
Crafty u were supposed to save me from all these men
Crafty is my hobbes… and me hers !!!!!!!! he he he…
omg 94 comments already!
kya idea hai post k liye……… now i get it
dont count the numbers… just have fun… as such atleast 40 comments are by me… !!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok folks me gone for the day !!! cya tomorrow !
Dhirubhai! Dhirubhai! Dhirubhai! Dhirubhai!
BADZ Didi !! Khush !!
Dhiren bhai, yeh kya?
Yehich post thi kya jis ke barey mein smitha keh rahi thi na
yehich bewakufi ke barey mein… yehich !!
My God so many comments
i had to scroll down and down to come to this portion
enjoyed reading it and had a good laugh
just a little messege i got on my cell the otherday
one girl calls a boy “Bhaijaan”
boy ” pl clear your fundas. either call me bhai or jaan”
yes.. yes… !! I told you the word bhai just raises the hair on our male bodies !!!
What have you done Hitchy?!?
Apne pair pe kulhadi!!
Whatever… amit… whatever…
have a nice wkend dhiru bhai
have a sunday kaho… no weekend here… Tara… !! (no suffixes) !!
See Hitchy its not that bad. People r calling u Dhiru Bhai! Compliment!
Atleast that feels RICH !!
some consolation !
Hahaha! Indeed the way men think!
hhehehehehehheheheheh
especially bachelors 
men are strange animals
married ones are stranger…. !! the instincts dont go man… !! and they have to CONTROL !!!!!!!!
Oh! So you’re a control freek now too Dhirubhai??
crafty comes running to find that the show is over and the curtains are closing…..sigh….
so laaaaate!!!!
in college, we wud hardly see any guys attending on raksha bandhan…
hmmm…..so not to call u bhaiya…..but i never do….
why??? *ponders a while* maybe it has something to do with u being my hobbes….
so you got one less “bhaiya-caller”!!
*everyone is pooh-poohing crafty for being a spoilsport*
PEOPLE!!!! hitchu is my hobbes!!!
just imagine……Hobbes Bhaiya!! No na???
but u know hitchu, that ross n monika routine from Friends? our victory dance? Ross n Monika are siblings!
hitchu, this post is not apne pair pe kulhadi….its worse….its kulhadi pe apna pair marna!!!
what possessed????
this was suicidal!
aa baill mujhe maar!!!
that’s a lot of loling i did….my jaws hurt…..
or…. aa behen mujhe rakhi baandh!
ROFL!
NEHA!!!!!!!
*crafty alomost lols, then maintains expressionless face*
la la la lee dum di dum *crafty didn’t hear neha say that n so didn’t find it funny* la la tum di dum dum……
*strolls away while looking at the sky etc*
Its ok crafty !!! and I myself did it… no one can save me can neone ??
Its ok to laugh…
Neha you can have your time in the sun… !!!!
soon it will be my time… !!!
Poor guy! How can you guys do that to him! But I still laughed out loudly :d
Nice girl you are Winnie !! really Nice !!
hitchu, all this is onlt half the ordeal…..the other half will be dished out by….SOLILO!!!!!!
I know… I am trembling in my boots !!!!
it’s 12:30am….
u know what i feel like????
everyone came n played n then fell asleep and now i have jaagofied….and am running around cracking jokes while ppl are snoring….
somebody wake up!!!!!!!
*crafty gives up n retires to bed*
zzzzzzzzzzz
here i am
aint this comment threading real fun !!!!!
Jaago… !! its morning !!!!!!!!
its fun not only to read the blog but also the comments as well!!!
The comments section is way too much better !!!
LOL, when will these girls understand that the word ‘bhaiyya’ means allergy for us !!! I would support your friend ‘A’. I have seen tough times buddy. Any girl I befriend, calls me brother after a while. I donno if its to be safe under that name or I have this brotherly aura all over me!! Im even scared to get married for the same reason
I know… on the one hand if a girl feels safe with you it is good… !! you are good… !!
But at the same time the male inside you yells… she is feeling safe with you means what ??? lol…. complexities of male ego… !!
Brotherly Aura LOL
)
So u mean to say that some men would rather be called lecherous than a bhaiya? Basically, women call men bhaiya when they are not interested in them i.e. when the men have no sex appeal…
I dont mean anything Sraboney… !! All this is just meant to laugh !!
No sexist vexist baatein here… !!!
Even I could not resist this one :
“Dhir BHAIYA” in caps and bold
Chalo atleast you commented… !! you are the one who started this blog thing and you dont comment…. I remember you promising me that you write no… atleast I will read and comment !!! whatever happened to that ??
whatever!!! you r still B-H-A-I-Y-A in caps and bold!!!!
And i have read all the posts !!! each and every one of them (except the ones on cricket) atleast give me credit for that.
Credit ???????? getting entertainment for free… !!!!!
atleast pay your fees in the forms of comments !!!!!!
what was the word…
desirable ?????
ha ha actually for once i am glad i came late the comment section is so funny to read dhiren bhai
dusro pe hasna achi baat nahi…
This is a courageous post Dhiren
he he…
this is the only good comment that i have got for this post.. !
ha ha ha … LOL Dhiren Bhai
I like it when males call me Bhai !!!!!!
LoL! Yes I’m sure you do.
Lol! I knew this guy who saw a girl for two years and maintained that they were nothing more than friends. Twice, we asked him to get her to tie a Rakhi. And in the end, he asked her out.
But seriously, when a guy and girl become close FRIENDS, we do have this tendency to link them up dont we??