Oh Boy !
I can almost see people smacking their hands on their heads… !!!
2 more hours of hitchy !!!!
just the thought of it makes me go Buhahahahahahaha ala Vimmmuu !
But when I come to think of it, its the most perfect thing that can happen to me. It actually solves all my problems, today my net addiction is a serious disorder that I suffer from, I have to balance work and wordpress, mail and scrabble, presentations and facebook, reports and twitter and above all cricket and cricinfo !!!
That is not even taking bout one more second for Eating !!!! My other favorite pastime ! The mere thought sets me thinking so many lunatic things… consider a few possibilities like two extra buffet’s a day !!!!!! You cant believe how much joy that thought brings to me!!!!!
But since this is a serious contest, I will seriously list some of the random thoughts I got… !
- Two hours in a Snooker parlor would be perfect, I can dethrone Pankaj Advani then..! (ego has never been my problem )
- 2 hours sitting on the grass on the banks of river Narmada watching the Golden Bridge with the sun setting in the background accompanied by no… not my wife, yea I dont mind her but more importantly Sukhi Bhel that you get over there nimbu maarke !!!!
- Its been decades since I saw a Morning Show!!!! They are two hours only aren’t they …. !!!! Yes you dimwit… I mean the morning shows on TV only… !!!! No Jungli Jawani types !!!!
- I could go back to college days and sit in the college campus and well stare… err… get some eye candy !
- Two hours of wifey serving us goodies while we brothers are at it on… Heroes Armageddon or Cricket 2011 !!!! Sheer Bliss na… I know !!!
- 2 hours of More spam on FB, Blogs and Twitter !!!!! Ideal I say !!!!
I think those thoughts surely ought’a win me the prize for being the most candid contestant of them all !!!!
Just as I was about to hit the submit button, my humility resurfaced, I thought I should get my superlative thoughts be checked by my equally creative and wonderful copywriter…. ( err…. Equally creative means creative enough, but just a shade less than me… )
As soon as she reads my mail informing her about my winning entry and the contest I am jarred by a telephone ring and informed….
“Idiot, its a Family and Parenting category contest !!!! and you are writing about Jangli Jawani and College Campus !!!!!”
“Doomed….!!!!” (she shrieks way too much !!! I am gonna be killed for this I know !!! )
”Hitchu…. !!!!!” (that is one patented word I just love, now I have her Awwwwing all the way… )
“you gotta be get your number wala chashma out of the drawer and on your nose !!!!!”
Now the reality sinks in…
Maybe the two hours extra I get should be spent playing another 2 hours of cricket or badminton with my son !!!! I already play around an hour everyday
Maybe I should be spending the two hours trying to discuss more cricket with him !!!! He is pretty adapt now though to search the cricinfo.com statistics He knows who has the most number of ducks !!! The lil one is quite diligent too and studies quite well for an hour before his play hours begin so I don’t need to spend a minute of the extra two hours to make him study. I wish I could be that sincere & disciplined someday.
Maybe those two hours extra could be transferred to him. So that we dont have to make him sleep at 9pm (he has to wake up at 6) and use those hours to play more ludo or chess which he is learning to play and help him beat his Dadaji !
Now, it would be really unfair to say that I didn’t think of spending two hours sitting on our swing on our verandah gazing at each other in the moonlight and not saying much and just entwining fingers and exchanging contented smiles… ! What else do you expect !!! this is a Family Blog !!!!!!
Now before the Surf Excel Guys ban me from entering their contest…. Please let me submit my entry !!!!
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