Old err… New Mountain sayings…. !

 

When you travel to the hills, when it gets freezing cold, when your hands refuse to come out of your pockets unless you want to use them for holding a tea cup, when your nose is frozen and you keep gasping for breath and keep shivering one thing that suddenly improves is your sense of humour !!!

some snippets suddenly jump out and they are so much fun… a couple of  the most popular one liner’s that I’d like to share with you guys during our trip….

1.) Nahate woh log hai…. jo gande hote hai… ! (to be spoken in true Raj Kumar accent for ace effect !!! :P :P )

2.) Jab junglo mein rehna hai… to jungliyo ki tarah hi raho… ! (to be spoken in true Punjabi Accent for max effect :cool: )

3.) Arrey… yeh makhiya kaha se aa gayi…. Abhi do din pehle hi to nahaye the… ! ( must be spoken softly as if mumbling to yourself ! :twisted:  )

this one is a question followed by a one line reply by one guy who was absolutely wabsolutely drunk and had lost his senses… well that was what we thought, but one thing about alchohol… it may make you lose your senses, it doesnt let you lose your wit !!!!!

The Sober Guy : Aapki Age kya ho gayi… ?

The witty Drunk Guy : 40 !

The Sober Guy : To phir kya vichar hai… Shaadi Waadi nahi karni ??

The witty Drunk Guy : O.. Ji… mujhe… hain na…  pause… main… hain na…. mujhe shaanti bahot pasand hai… isliye… hai na… main ladaai jhagde se door hi rehta hooon… !! :O

Frankly, for a second, I didnt get the joke… and then I was Guffawing like crazy !!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D