Why this 1 & halfness U

 

Saturday evening u,

reaching home late from office u,

you asking whats for dinner u,

o why this 1 & halfness u

 

Biwi saying Samosa Samosa u,

You making Samosa chaat u,

Thoda Chutney, Chutney of Imli Imli u,

o why this 1 & halfness u

 

Stuffing Stuffing you do u,

Biwi glad you eating u,

Burp u,

o why this 1 & halfness u

 

Then after dinner friend calling u,

Biwi tired you going for boy gang party u,

strange stares, stares angry, cheeky smile u,

o why this 1 & halfness u

 

Then you come middle of night u,

knock knock… u,

breaking the tired woman sleep u,

o why this 1 & halfness u

 

Then instead of quietly sleeping u,

trying to be 1 & half you mumble u,

I will help you in kitchen tomorrow u,

o why this 1 & halfness u

 

You forgot, Sunday Match, India vs Australia u,

Biwi didn’t, she summoned you, into kitchen u,

Today we make undhiyu she says u,

you chop the green garlic bunch finely u,

o why this 1 & halfness u