WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

I just got this in email, forwarded stuff, loved it and found it really amusing so thought I should share –

Men Are Just Happier People–

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky..

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

This is not my original work.

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21 thoughts on “WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

  1. Usha Pisharody says:

    Lol! Interesting… but rather outdated :P!

    But I disagree with most, except the World being their urinal. That one I do!

    And of course, it had to be a chauvanist who got going with this list :D!!!

  2. Indian Home Maker says:

    The whole world is their Urinal
    And how men can wear shorts no matter how their legs look!
    And also more pay for same work …

    Yeah, so this makes you happier?

  3. hitch writer says:

    IHM – this is not serious, this is not written by me,this does not reflect my thoughts.

    I simply thought its funny !!

  4. varunavi says:

    Good ones but few are true,”You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife” it should have been with the mouth/hand.I have seen many men who dont use nail clipper

  5. Indyeah says:

    HEh!heh!
    you are digging a hole for yourself sonny boy!
    Dhiren ‘paaon mein kulhaadi maarna isse kehte hain!:D
    …it is funny in a weird way..and yeah its chauvinistic as hell..:(

    completely understand that you just wanted to share…
    share more gender neutral work next time..:)
    take care
    Indyeah:)
    🙂

  6. hitch writer says:

    Varnuavi – Even girls chew nails !!! lol…. no logic in this !!!

    INDYEAH – I had a roller coaster ride with IHM on chat !!! lol… It is just for silly smiles…. nothing else… tongue in cheek.. @@@@

  7. churningthewordmill.wordpress.com says:

    lol good one.. normally ppl i know love to forward stuff…i wonder why this one hasnt made it to my inbox as yet…

  8. Ajit says:

    🙂 hahahaha
    yes….. about the shopping part… it is so true…
    when my mom goes for shopping, i make it a point to drop her and pick her up… 🙂
    cannot stand the shopping process

  9. Solilo says:

    Many things I disagree still I laughed out loud esp. on this one

    ‘You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. ‘

    They do. That they do.

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