Laugh a while !

Deadly PJ I got in sms today !!

What would you call a race of mother in Laws ?

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Race Hai Saason Ki… lol…

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Still with me ? Lets have one more ….

Its raining cats and dogs, however Santa reaches Pizza Hut to take a Parcel… The man at the counter inquires… Sir, are you not Married ?

Santa (angrily/emotionally) : Oye tujhe kya lagta hai itni baarish mein meri Maa mujhe yahan pizza lene bhejengi ??

One more, last… hope your still with me

A tiger has been troubling a village, he has turned into man eater….

Eventually famous hunters Santa and Banta reach the already deserted village to capture the tiger. They search and search and search but to no avail. Eventually next day morning both need to go to the loo, It’s a village so have to go in the open, they sit facing opposite sides guarding in case the Tiger attacks.

Yes, you guessed it right, the tiger comes at this very right time

Santa : Banta Tiger is coming.
Banta : Oye Where ?
Santa : Towards me.
Banta : Santa Tu Dar To Nahi Raha ?
Santa : Nahi Nahi !! Main kyon daru ?
Banta : Arre .. to phir apni dho na… meri kyon ??

I don’t know if you have read these but I thought I must share… Laughter is the best medicine and I intend to give a bit of a dose to all who come here !

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15 thoughts on “Laugh a while !

  1. Rakesh says:

    he he, the first one was funny…here’s one more..

    What is the height of mixed feelings?

    Your mother in law falling from the 5th floor on your brand new mercedes!!!

  2. nimis540 says:

    lol..really loved it..lol..Second one is cool and third one too ahem ahem..

    I loved Rakesh’s joke too…Made my day ..lol..

  3. Smita says:

    Gave me a good laugh 😀

    Buddy whenever I open your blog my lappie almost crashes down…I love all the gadgets here but the site is getting heavy, kuch kam karo sir

  4. Vinod_Sharma says:

    Good ones Dhiren!

    Here is one more that I remember.

    Santa is standing bare chested in his balcony when Banta, passing by, says: Wah kya chhati hai!”

    Santa: “Yeh toh kuchh bhi nahin hai. Andar aa ke bhabhi ki dekh!”

    I am now your follower. Dhiren.

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