Never force your husband to go for shopping….!!!!!!

Got this in email, its really really funny…. I couldnt stop giggling…. too good not to share !!!!

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women – she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. ‘

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’
theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey!
There’s no toilet paper in here!’

This is just too funny NOT to share ….

Cant stop giggling …… 🙂 !!!!

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27 thoughts on “Never force your husband to go for shopping….!!!!!!

  1. hitch writer says:

    Vindoji : geee i never thought bout that… now thats what i call observation…. lol….

    I really cant believe a guy can have such a great sense of humour … !!!! and how really irritated and mad he must have gone from shopping !!!!! 🙂

  2. Smita says:

    Hilarious 😀

    And wife’s should surely take their husbands out for shopping and let them do such stiff. Baad main arrest hote hain to 3-4 din peaceful beetenge 😀

  3. Patricia Torres says:

    This is great stuff to share!! I couldnt stop laughing…

    hey.. now I’m jealous.. you write as well!!!???!! Nice blog!!!

    Infact I’m a bit nervous around people who write… far toooo cool for me??!!! 😉

  4. Aleta says:

    These are great! Thanks for the smiles and I’ll have to keep the list hidden from Greg, because he’s the type that would try some of these things just for fun!!!

  5. Indian Home Maker says:

    I am still giggling this was definitely worth sharing!!!!

    Really, really funny, but believe me these days I find shopping boring enough to do (almost) all of the above!

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