do we always need a title ?


Maybe not… these are just ramblings…




The below screen shows how many people have come to my blog searching for sushmita, angelina, sharone stone etc.. and this is a month old figure… !!!! Almost 1000 people have come to my blog thanks to google telling people that if you want sushmita or sushmita related things… my blog is the page to be… !!!!! Wonder whats the mystery with the tattoo’s though… sigh…


lovely ladies



Not that I am complaining… but it amazes me how the girls are helping me get traffic… and increase my page rank… however have no clue how one day I am going to be paid for by blog… one gadget says its worth 86k odd rupees… my retort to them is… show me the money honey… 😛 😛




The other day in Bangalore I was walking out of the Chinnasamy with Suji and I remarked inadvarently, I have a way with gals.. especially since I got married…


I guess they now consider me safe… lol     😛 😛 😛 


I said it for the first time and then I set on thinking was that the case really ??? I hope not…. sometimes things just implode out of my mouth… sigh…




The other day while watching a cricket match I was trying to explain to my kid that we are Indians and the yellow ones are Australians…

and he told me whats wrong with you guys …

Mom was saying we are Jains… you say I am an Indian … you guys decide first… !!!  😐




Another time I asked him what is a lotus ??

He replied, “LOTUS !!!”   😐


sometimes I wonder if he is pulling my leg or is he serious…



144 thoughts on “do we always need a title ?

    • Crafty Shines says:

      awwww hugsssssssssss zinggy mum!!!!!!!!

      second is celebration tooooooooo

      *grabs zinggy by hand and dances*

      rank tera masatana…
      pyaar mera deewaana…
      dance kahin humse naaa ho jaaye…..

      😀 😀 😀

  1. Poonam says:

    Why didn’t you tell me before, I would have happily written a post about Sushmita Sen, a lady I have liked, had I known people would flock together to my blog to check her out. 🙂

  2. pixie says:

    super ramblings Hitchu…


    Me thinks, you have a way with everyone – not just girls, you know?
    And you are a really honest, caring and an amazing human being that its difficult NOT to like you or respect you.

  3. zinggy_mum says:

    cho chweet!
    yea sometimes children r confused with our remarks.
    like when my son comes and asks something i say ask dad
    when he goes to dad he says ask mom…..he gets so annoyed!
    hey am i gonna have the answer from either of u?
    lol! so u better decide fast what it is.
    is it “jain” or “Indians”…….

    • hitchwriter says:


      we are indians… !! lol..

      at different things different discussions happen…

      silly books you see…

      G.K. books show they have a church you have to explain its christians who go there… similarly he reached that point…

      and the same day evening I show him cricket and try to explain… lol… the kid is completely right to ask … lol… 😀 😀

  4. Mahmud says:

    but it amazes me how the girls are helping me get traffic
    😀 😀 😀 😀

    whatever hitchi……I think you are famous 😉
    at least to me 🙂
    I searched for u trust me! 😛

  5. Tara says:

    he knows you pull everybody’s leg here on blogs and in real world too..
    karma you see.. here, god sent hriday right into your home to make it even 🙂

    and he is so right here.. u only are confusing the lil champ..

    what to say of the famous bit.. even this post of yours will add to the traffic attracting pieces..

  6. Smitha says:

    ROFL! Hitchy – most of the searches at my blog are for Sushmita too! It is so funny – every day loads of people land up searching for sushmita – only to be terribly disappointed I think 🙂

    So you are more attractive to women after you got married!! Which woman told you that, I wonder 🙂

    Hriday is a sweetheart! You guys unneccesarily confuse him with green, yello, Indian and jain and stuff! He knows his things – of course Lotus is a Lotus! It can’t be a rose can it??? Hriday, you don’t worry, if your Dad confuses you – just let us know – we will take care of it 🙂

      • hitchwriter says:

        YEa… I remember we discussing this… Amazing traffic she generates… and lol.. yea as bones says she is more popular on the net.. lol… 😆

        Smi aint it evident the woman thing ?? huh ?? 😛 😛 😛

        Smi… we werent confusing him… but some things are to be told no… the fact that we humans have such contradicotary things what can I do ??? 😦

  7. Crafty Shines says:

    @ title: well….. not always I guess! 🙄

    @ sushmita and other paltan: wah!!!! These chicks are helping increase clicks?! 😀 😀
    Someone typed “sushmitha” and reached here! Tell me…hasn’t anyone looking for “backless cholis” got here ??!! :mrgreen:

    Sigh… no one seems to be interested in backless choli’s… guess that is only me….

    Ur blog is worth 86k rupees?!!! 😯 :mrgreen:
    *crafty has gone to dream of retirement home, making snow men, lazing on branches of trees and other such random activities*

    its worth it… but can i ever get that money ??? I m ready with a new url the day they pay me… lol… 😆

    I have a way with gals.. especially since I got married…
    ROFL! Ur blog is jeeta jaagta witness of this!!! Since u are married? What has marriage got to do with charm partner??? :mrgreen:

    I hope marriage has nothing to do with charm and they stick around for charm and not for the safety… lol

    I said it for the first time and then I set on thinking was that the case really ??? I hope not….
    Is this a poll??? Then I will help u partner! *crafty sits at hitchu’s blog with notebook, pencil on ear, waiting to take statistics of passing by women here* we’ll soon know partner!!! 😀 😀 😀

    Mom was saying we are Jains… you say I am an Indian … you guys decide first… !
    HUGS TO MY CUTIEPIE!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 why do u guys confuse him??? Tell him he is a human being… 😛 😛 😛

    Wish we humans would have kept it that simple… When he asks you who is blue clothed team… you say India… he asks India meaning us ?? and I tell him yes we are Indians… !!!!

    When he reads his book and his mom has to show him this is masjid… this is church… this is gurudwara… this is derasar… so obviously he asks we go to derasar…. (which we havent for 2 years almost but Hriday goes with his Dadi) he is told Jains go to Derasar…


    What is a Lotus…LOTUS! 😆 😆 😆
    Heheheheh! Best of luck hobbes!!!! U have a Calvin at hand!!!! Hugssssssss to Hriday!!!!

    Reminds me of a joke:
    Teacher: Name a reptile?
    Pappu: Miss….Snake!
    Teacher: Another reptile?
    Pappu: Misss…. Another snake!!!

    *crafty is running around waving hands in air and dodging chappals coming her way*

    I have heard that joke… what I doubt is if Hriday heard that joke… sigh…

    Hitchu, only u can post a ramble that’s totally involving!!! 😀

    its ur style, very distinctive… and very exclusive to u, not all can carry it off! Ur “sigh” and ur “geee” at the end of some situation…it’s trademark u! 😀 😀 😀 and so is this post!

    didnt you feel I sighed too much… lol in this reply..

    u know, ur blog is a breather from otherwise mundane life…. So many ppl, so much laughter!!! And so much leg-pulling! And all the winkin! (smithu somewhere gets hiccups)

    Smithu doesnt find me safe… so she stopped winking…. :mrgreen:

    • Crafty Shines says:

      SO MANY “SIGHS” in this replyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      geeeeeeee partner!

      sigh hobbes!!!!!!!!!!!

      this calls for two songs –

      song no 1 = san sana nan sigh sigh! :mrgreen:

      song no 2 = aye geeeeee… Oh geeeeee… Lo geeeee.. suno geeeeeeeeeeeee :mrgreen:

      PARTNER!!!!!!! Save me from chappals!!!!!!!!!

      *crafty quickly jumps behind hitchu to hide, but her fingers on his shoulders gives her away*



      • hitchwriter says:

        ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

        I cant save you at all… I rolling in laughter… and dont worry no one is throwing anything… everyone is rolling in laughter… !!!!!!!!!!

        😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  8. Meira says:

    But I don’t remember any post on Sushmita here? Where have I been? Where are those posts?

    And the saying goes that women prefer married men…they think that if he’s good enough for one, he must be good enough for them 😀

  9. Meira says:

    And the header…had I not seenthe ball in the previous post, I would have thought it looked like a (your) forehead autographed by (Kumble)

  10. Saritha says:

    I always say this that u have more of females following u then guys.One reason is u r very honest in writing about yourself.

    U make hriday study at home or hetal does? May be he is checking u whether u know it or not?

    It is very difficult to tell kids,even my daughter asks why we don’t do prayer the way people do it in the mosque

  11. Suji! says:


    And that rambling where you, for the first time in life, said something TRUE in the form of ‘May be they believe Im safe having married”, you can’t be more precise 😀 – Girls always have all the wrong notions 😛

  12. Deeps says:

    Goodness,look at the no of times Sushmita Sen has been searched!! You and your way with girls, it any surprising that people would throng your blog to read about their favorite actresses 😀

  13. Rakesh says:

    What’s with you and Sushmita??? 😀

    Btw, Sharon Stone’s Basic Instinct is also in the list, that’s a lot more interesting 🙂

    Yeah, I guess you’re safe (psst – that’s what they think) 😉

  14. Deeps says:

    “Mom was saying we are Jains… you say I am an Indian … you guys decide first… !!!”..Children really make you think,dont they?? Hriday is very smart.

    God bless him 🙂
    give him a tight little hug from me 🙂

  15. Rohini says:

    Google sometimes does pull up weird websites for weird search keywords..

    And your son! He is super duper smart! 🙂

    What did you answer him finally?

  16. Smita says:

    Of course he is serious!! A lotus is a lotus only.

    But yes if you want you can confuse him here as well…Lotus is a flower & it is BJP’s symbol as well. Now imagine if u tell him what his retort wud be!!! 😀

  17. Mystery says:

    Seeing the title i thought it was going to be like my earlier post and u have posted about ur Google search words!

    LOL at hriday’s remarks of u decide first…He is so smart 😀

    • hitchwriter says:

      There are some weird ones also… but thts for another time… right now only the girls who help me… lol..

      Hriday… sigh… you dont know mystery the number of questions he has….

  18. anishthomas says:

    Hitchy , atleast they searched for decent information and ended up in your blog.My blog is getting X rated now a days(especialy after a few posts like sex traficking,sex education etc).I can’t even mention many keywords here 😯 .Don’t understand why people search for such weird things 😦
    Between what is with sushmita sen and your blog 😀 …can’t belive lot of people are still intrested in her :).
    you say I am … kids now a days gosh..after all he is your son dude 😀 …..Has to be smart

  19. Vimmuuu says:

    Awesome header Buddy !!!

    Nope, you dont need a title, but we need to fill that place with something, otherwise it wont appear in our feeds 😀 😀 😀

    So your blog is used by general public for their heroine fantasies, huh ? 😉

    Heyy, i say that too, but on a different tone – “women consider me harmless” !! 😀 😀 😀

    LOL @ his reply for Lotus !!! 😀 😀 😀 Like father, like son !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • hitchwriter says:

      Thank u Thank u for the header… that is a pro at work Pradeep… I gave his link above…

      people come here for their fantasies… eeeeeeeks… !!! lol…

      women consider me safe no probs.. but I dont want them hanging around me for safety… lol.. 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

      His reply for lotus… sigh… jaisi karni waisi bharni…

  20. Indian Homemaker says:

    LOL Hitchwriter what did you expect him to say? That a Lotus is a rose by other name 🙂 He’s an adorable kid!!!

    I think married men are generally considered safer than divorced or unmarried men. Not saying this is right or wrong.

  21. Solilo says:

    Let me tell you one secret Hitchy (I don’t think it is a secret though). Girls feel safer and are closer to guys who they find harmless and simple. You know the jovial ones. They also call them bhaiyya and tie rakhis (this happened in our school a lot). Bhagoooooooooo

  22. Solilo says:

    Ha..ha..ha.. gosh! your blog is turning into sexy actresses’ adda. All because of your drool posts on how you run after Sushmita, Sonam, Deepika look-alikes.

    Here is Hitchy’s number..

  23. Solilo says:

    Here in US, girls swoon over single guys carrying babies. When Peanut was a baby whenever my brother visited, he would take her out in a stroller and we find him line-maroying girls claiming to be a single/divorced father. Actually most girls come and attend to such guys. He has even gotten phone numbers of girls in the store. Hearing all this my husband could only sigh!……Ha..ha..ha.. and blame his fate for marrying so early and that to the first girl he fell in love with. Poor guy didn’t get a chance to even look at another girl. 😆

    • Ordinary Guy says:

      hey sols, i have heard this as well………… but why is that?? i cannot understand………..

      the gal in love with the guy will also have to contend with the baby right???

      • Solilo says:

        OG, I think the girls here look for compassionate guys. Many good Indian men grow up as being maa ka ladla and watching chick-flicks like those romantic films, Yashraj ones, Wake up Sid types. Most of our movies actually qualify under chick-flicks. Here most guys would never watch Ugly truth or Sleepless in seattle or Bride wars or such movies unless dragged by his new girl friend or promised something 😉 .

        So it is appreciated when they see a guy struggling to bring up a child alone. I think even Indian women would appreciate such men. Even though in our society we still are not forward in accepting a partner with a child but that is not the case here. So any man who is strong enough to bring up a child alone is of course a catch for them.

  24. Ashwathy says:

    u r right…this really doesnt need a title!! 😀

    ROFL @ hriday!! he’s any day smarter than his dad!!
    the day parents cant figure out whether their kids are joking or serious with simple answers… is the time to start worrying! hehehe 😀

  25. vishesh unni raghunathan says:

    ROFL 🙂 I know how that works, but I don’t like to write about films 🙂

    Jain or an Indian? Wonder when they became conflicting identities…maybe you should explain to him that he is both at the same time and that they don’t come in the way of each other 🙂

  26. sakhi says:

    “I guess they now consider me safe…” chalo, at least you now realise 😉 😛

    And your son is real cutie to have answered “lotus” 😀 😀

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