Maybe not… these are just ramblings…
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The below screen shows how many people have come to my blog searching for sushmita, angelina, sharone stone etc.. and this is a month old figure… !!!! Almost 1000 people have come to my blog thanks to google telling people that if you want sushmita or sushmita related things… my blog is the page to be… !!!!! Wonder whats the mystery with the tattoo’s though… sigh…
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Not that I am complaining… but it amazes me how the girls are helping me get traffic… and increase my page rank… however have no clue how one day I am going to be paid for by blog… one gadget says its worth 86k odd rupees… my retort to them is… show me the money honey… 😛 😛
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The other day in Bangalore I was walking out of the Chinnasamy with Suji and I remarked inadvarently, I have a way with gals.. especially since I got married…
I guess they now consider me safe… lol 😛 😛 😛
I said it for the first time and then I set on thinking was that the case really ??? I hope not…. sometimes things just implode out of my mouth… sigh…
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The other day while watching a cricket match I was trying to explain to my kid that we are Indians and the yellow ones are Australians…
and he told me whats wrong with you guys …
Mom was saying we are Jains… you say I am an Indian … you guys decide first… !!! 😐
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Another time I asked him what is a lotus ??
He replied, “LOTUS !!!” 😐
sometimes I wonder if he is pulling my leg or is he serious…
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me first! 😀
chura ke rank mera….pixu hai chali…
crafty ko kya pata…..kahan woh chali…..
pagal hui…deewani hui….
ab dance floor ki aur main chaleee…….ho!!!!!!
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hugsssssss pixu!!!! 😀 😀 😀
yayie!
*Pixie and crafty hit the dance floor*
hugsss Crafty! 🙂
hugsssss pixu!!!! am here!!!!! tee heee!!!!!
humne office chodaa hai….
office rules ko todaa hai….
hitchu ke blog pe aayengeee
jee bhar ke dance karenge!!!!!!!!!
yaaaaaaaaa dhichik dhichik!!!!!!!
lol! You’re Priceless Crafty
😀 😀 😀
meira!!!! when u make conversation with crafty…u invariably ask for the dance tornado to pull u in…..
JOIN ME!!!!!!
kehna hai kehnai…aaj tumse kehna hai…
rehna hai rehna hai…hitchu ke blog pe rehnaa hai….
kisne kiya hai yeh jaadooo? dance ho raha hai bekaabooo..
ab crafty aur meira dance karte hain kyun..yeh koi na jaane!!!
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Muahs !!!!!
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tee hee hee hobbes!!!!!!!
*sooper tight hugs and muahs in middle of dancing*
😀 😀 😀
where do you get these ideas for songs Crafty….they are always so apt 🙂
hugsssssssssss A!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
now don’t just comment on song choice! start dancing!!!!!
hey me first for the first time! am i?
awwww hugsssssssssss zinggy mum!!!!!!!!
second is celebration tooooooooo
*grabs zinggy by hand and dances*
rank tera masatana…
pyaar mera deewaana…
dance kahin humse naaa ho jaaye…..
😀 😀 😀
awww pixie bet me to it.
such a slow coach,,,,,,
no worries Zinggy… !! your still learning this trick… lol… 😀
Why didn’t you tell me before, I would have happily written a post about Sushmita Sen, a lady I have liked, had I known people would flock together to my blog to check her out. 🙂
lol… I myself am at wits end… !! wonder how google throws them here… looking for sushi baby.. lol
2nd!
ahem… excuse me ?
Mera number kabhi nahin aayega…..I am not competitive but this first first thing is getting to me now!!! Sigh!
*crafty gives shilpu improve-ur-eyesight-hugs*
😀 😀 😀
now shilpu…. gimme a improve-ur-speed hugsssss!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
improve your eyesight hugs ??????
is there anything that doesnt have hugs for ??????
duh! what a question Hitchu!! :Roll:
Of course not!! 😛
there’s hugs for everything hitchu!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!! 😆
here u go, these are for u –
*there-are-hugs for-all-things wala hugs*
Ahhh when I was commenting there was only one comment and by the time I typed I lost! Anyway!!! Hugsssss crafts!
super ramblings Hitchu…
{{{hugs}}}
Me thinks, you have a way with everyone – not just girls, you know?
And you are a really honest, caring and an amazing human being that its difficult NOT to like you or respect you.
🙂
is this pixie ???
or is this someone who is plotting some trap for me to fall in ?????
so much praise ????
ok what do you want ??? huh ??
Sigh..
I knew it! I knew this sweet comment from me would be looked at suspiciously!!
😀 😀 😀
jo image banayi hai…
woh nibhani padegi…
chahe badalna chaho…
ab to tum ise na badal paongi…
awwww pixu!!!! how sweeet!!!!!
pssst… now quick…while he is floating…u go grab that memento with Anil’s sign…. i will do foooo foooo of praises so he stays floating
wha??? hitchu??? me say something? no!!!! what did i say??? 🙄
i think this is a good time to introduce u to crafty’s evil twin sis! 😈
yea Crafty!!
I’m off now to steal that momento!! 😀
It was anyways mine, because he GAVE it to me and TOOK it back!!
buhahahahaha
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hee haw haw haw haw pixu!
@ hitchu: this evil twin of crafty has GOT to be stopped i tell ya!!! 🙄
Noooooooo Hitchu nooooooooo u cant do this!!!!!!
LOL
how do you know so much about angelina jolie’s tatoo? Surely that has nothing to do with you married or not married
😉
dunno lol… you know
34 people came searching for hitchwriter… !!!!! and over 1000 for Sushi baby… !!!! tell me about my complex of claiming that I am famous… sigh… 😦
hahaha…seriously…
cho chweet!
yea sometimes children r confused with our remarks.
like when my son comes and asks something i say ask dad
when he goes to dad he says ask mom…..he gets so annoyed!
hey am i gonna have the answer from either of u?
lol! so u better decide fast what it is.
is it “jain” or “Indians”…….
lol..
we are indians… !! lol..
at different things different discussions happen…
silly books you see…
G.K. books show they have a church you have to explain its christians who go there… similarly he reached that point…
and the same day evening I show him cricket and try to explain… lol… the kid is completely right to ask … lol… 😀 😀
but it amazes me how the girls are helping me get traffic
😀 😀 😀 😀
whatever hitchi……I think you are famous 😉
at least to me 🙂
I searched for u trust me! 😛
😛 😛 😛
Welcome to my blog Mahmud !!!! 😀 😀
my pleasure 😆 😆
ROFL!!!! This is a funny list absolutely 🙂
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he knows you pull everybody’s leg here on blogs and in real world too..
karma you see.. here, god sent hriday right into your home to make it even 🙂
and he is so right here.. u only are confusing the lil champ..
what to say of the famous bit.. even this post of yours will add to the traffic attracting pieces..
Karma ??
lol…
we aint confusing him… such is our world… what to do… and lots of things he has to see and learn… lol…
the famous bits… 😉 lol
Sushmita Sen, Bipasha Basu, Angelina Jolie, Sharon Stone…hmmm…
daal mein kuch kaala….
that tag we once did… !!
see how the lovely females are helping me… !! just gape at that… why worry about daal chawal… huh ?? 😈
Kids, you just can’t beat them! They come up with such priceless statements. Hop over to my blog for a classic from my son 🙂
I have got traffic through some very strange search terms as well…….can’t really put them here…..let me just say it’s very imaginative stuff!
Cheers,
Quirky Indian
the one most deadly one to come to my blog was
“my wife is lazy and boring”
tell you what… if ever my wife hears that… I m dead meat… lol….
Google can be dangerous… !!
ROFL!
Hmm QI, I’m sitting here and imagining…I can guess what kind of traffic comes to your site…
ROFL…
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Kids nowadays are so smart!
so i see… 😐
ROFL 😀 😆 😆 😆
I see too 😉
ROFL! Hitchy – most of the searches at my blog are for Sushmita too! It is so funny – every day loads of people land up searching for sushmita – only to be terribly disappointed I think 🙂
So you are more attractive to women after you got married!! Which woman told you that, I wonder 🙂
Hriday is a sweetheart! You guys unneccesarily confuse him with green, yello, Indian and jain and stuff! He knows his things – of course Lotus is a Lotus! It can’t be a rose can it??? Hriday, you don’t worry, if your Dad confuses you – just let us know – we will take care of it 🙂
Sush seems more popular on the net than she is in real life…
YEa… I remember we discussing this… Amazing traffic she generates… and lol.. yea as bones says she is more popular on the net.. lol… 😆
Smi aint it evident the woman thing ?? huh ?? 😛 😛 😛
Smi… we werent confusing him… but some things are to be told no… the fact that we humans have such contradicotary things what can I do ??? 😦
@ title: well….. not always I guess! 🙄
@ sushmita and other paltan: wah!!!! These chicks are helping increase clicks?! 😀 😀
Someone typed “sushmitha” and reached here! Tell me…hasn’t anyone looking for “backless cholis” got here ??!!
Sigh… no one seems to be interested in backless choli’s… guess that is only me….
Ur blog is worth 86k rupees?!!! 😯
*crafty has gone to dream of retirement home, making snow men, lazing on branches of trees and other such random activities*
its worth it… but can i ever get that money ??? I m ready with a new url the day they pay me… lol… 😆
I have a way with gals.. especially since I got married…
ROFL! Ur blog is jeeta jaagta witness of this!!! Since u are married? What has marriage got to do with charm partner???
I hope marriage has nothing to do with charm and they stick around for charm and not for the safety… lol
I said it for the first time and then I set on thinking was that the case really ??? I hope not….
Is this a poll??? Then I will help u partner! *crafty sits at hitchu’s blog with notebook, pencil on ear, waiting to take statistics of passing by women here* we’ll soon know partner!!! 😀 😀 😀
Mom was saying we are Jains… you say I am an Indian … you guys decide first… !
HUGS TO MY CUTIEPIE!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 why do u guys confuse him??? Tell him he is a human being… 😛 😛 😛
Wish we humans would have kept it that simple… When he asks you who is blue clothed team… you say India… he asks India meaning us ?? and I tell him yes we are Indians… !!!!
When he reads his book and his mom has to show him this is masjid… this is church… this is gurudwara… this is derasar… so obviously he asks we go to derasar…. (which we havent for 2 years almost but Hriday goes with his Dadi) he is told Jains go to Derasar…
Sigh….
What is a Lotus…LOTUS! 😆 😆 😆
Heheheheh! Best of luck hobbes!!!! U have a Calvin at hand!!!! Hugssssssss to Hriday!!!!
Reminds me of a joke:
Teacher: Name a reptile?
Pappu: Miss….Snake!
Teacher: Another reptile?
Pappu: Misss…. Another snake!!!
*crafty is running around waving hands in air and dodging chappals coming her way*
I have heard that joke… what I doubt is if Hriday heard that joke… sigh…
Hitchu, only u can post a ramble that’s totally involving!!! 😀
its ur style, very distinctive… and very exclusive to u, not all can carry it off! Ur “sigh” and ur “geee” at the end of some situation…it’s trademark u! 😀 😀 😀 and so is this post!
didnt you feel I sighed too much… lol in this reply..
u know, ur blog is a breather from otherwise mundane life…. So many ppl, so much laughter!!! And so much leg-pulling! And all the winkin! (smithu somewhere gets hiccups)
((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))
Smithu doesnt find me safe… so she stopped winking….
SO MANY “SIGHS” in this replyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
geeeeeeee partner!
sigh hobbes!!!!!!!!!!!
this calls for two songs –
song no 1 = san sana nan sigh sigh!
song no 2 = aye geeeeee… Oh geeeeee… Lo geeeee.. suno geeeeeeeeeeeee
PARTNER!!!!!!! Save me from chappals!!!!!!!!!
*crafty quickly jumps behind hitchu to hide, but her fingers on his shoulders gives her away*
Bhagooooooooooooo
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ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant save you at all… I rolling in laughter… and dont worry no one is throwing anything… everyone is rolling in laughter… !!!!!!!!!!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
But I don’t remember any post on Sushmita here? Where have I been? Where are those posts?
And the saying goes that women prefer married men…they think that if he’s good enough for one, he must be good enough for them 😀
aha… 😉 now I know….
I repeat – Girls always have the wrong notions! 😛
And the header…had I not seenthe ball in the previous post, I would have thought it looked like a (your) forehead autographed by (Kumble)
Bhagooooooooooooooooo
ROFL 😆 Meira 😛 😛
I always say this that u have more of females following u then guys.One reason is u r very honest in writing about yourself.
U make hriday study at home or hetal does? May be he is checking u whether u know it or not?
It is very difficult to tell kids,even my daughter asks why we don’t do prayer the way people do it in the mosque
So many different spellings for Sushmita Sen?
yeah shilpu! did u see the one that says “sushmitha” reminded me of Smithu!
😀 😀 😀 and her backless choli!!!!
*mawali style seeti*
phweeeeeee phweeeeeeeeeeeee
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and yet thhey all come here… !!!! spoooooooky…
Now only if I knew what to tag to improve my traffic.
Do you think ‘Aiswarya Rai in a bikini ‘ would work?
ROFL !!!!!
I think topless Ranbir would work even better… !!! lol…
Hriday is the best 🙂 U ppl decide first ROFL 😀
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LOTUS! ROFL
And that rambling where you, for the first time in life, said something TRUE in the form of ‘May be they believe Im safe having married”, you can’t be more precise 😀 – Girls always have all the wrong notions 😛
shhhh… !!!!
Maximum people come to my blog searching for Panipuri.. 😀
n why is that ???????
I have thought of putting up a similar lists many times but mine was kind of boring 🙂
Reema… take my word start dancing… and just see… lol…
Goodness,look at the no of times Sushmita Sen has been searched!! You and your way with girls,Hitchy..is it any surprising that people would throng your blog to read about their favorite actresses 😀
Hahahaha……. 😆 😆
hichy…..u better keep smiling only 😉
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I wouldnt know deeps… I surely wouldnt…
What’s with you and Sushmita??? 😀
Btw, Sharon Stone’s Basic Instinct is also in the list, that’s a lot more interesting 🙂
Yeah, I guess you’re safe (psst – that’s what they think) 😉
Mera Sush se hai pehle ka naata koi…
yoonhi nahi traffic badhata koi…
lol 😆
mane tuuuuuu ya maane na…
maane sush… ya maane na……… 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
ROFLMAO!!!!!! hahahaha!!!
soooper one partner!!!! 😀 😀 😀
sush bhi rahi…. tere liya…
tu bhi raha…sush ke liye….
ab ke yunhi…….. mile rahe dono….
wada raha yeh traffic ke naam pe…..
maaane sush….yaa maane naaaaaaaa
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sooooooper !!!! 😀 😀 😀
“Mom was saying we are Jains… you say I am an Indian … you guys decide first… !!!”..Children really make you think,dont they?? Hriday is very smart.
God bless him 🙂
give him a tight little hug from me 🙂
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Google sometimes does pull up weird websites for weird search keywords..
And your son! He is super duper smart! 🙂
What did you answer him finally?
you help me…
I like crafty’s human thing better… but that doesnt rule out further questions… !!!!!
What is “sushmita”? 😀
good question… !!! agnes… google it … and come here again… 😆
That header is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
Header courtesy Pradeep – a contestant for photographer in the same RCB contest…
http://www.pradeepsanyal.com
Of course he is serious!! A lotus is a lotus only.
But yes if you want you can confuse him here as well…Lotus is a flower & it is BJP’s symbol as well. Now imagine if u tell him what his retort wud be!!! 😀
naa…. I took his answer Smi… I took his answer… !!! 😀 😀 😀
Seeing the title i thought it was going to be like my earlier post and u have posted about ur Google search words!
LOL at hriday’s remarks of u decide first…He is so smart 😀
There are some weird ones also… but thts for another time… right now only the girls who help me… lol..
Hriday… sigh… you dont know mystery the number of questions he has….
Hitchy , atleast they searched for decent information and ended up in your blog.My blog is getting X rated now a days(especialy after a few posts like sex traficking,sex education etc).I can’t even mention many keywords here 😯 .Don’t understand why people search for such weird things 😦
Between what is with sushmita sen and your blog 😀 …can’t belive lot of people are still intrested in her :).
you say I am … kids now a days gosh..after all he is your son dude 😀 …..Has to be smart
Anishbeta… jaisi karni waisi bharni… lol…
the fact that so many are interested in sushmita amazes me too… lol…
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Awesome header Buddy !!!
Nope, you dont need a title, but we need to fill that place with something, otherwise it wont appear in our feeds 😀 😀 😀
So your blog is used by general public for their heroine fantasies, huh ? 😉
Heyy, i say that too, but on a different tone – “women consider me harmless” !! 😀 😀 😀
LOL @ his reply for Lotus !!! 😀 😀 😀 Like father, like son !!! 😀 😀 😀
Thank u Thank u for the header… that is a pro at work Pradeep… I gave his link above…
people come here for their fantasies… eeeeeeeks… !!! lol…
women consider me safe no probs.. but I dont want them hanging around me for safety… lol.. 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
His reply for lotus… sigh… jaisi karni waisi bharni…
When did you write about these girls?!! Maybe you should share the 86K with them too!
Your son is teaching you a thing or two!
remember that sex change tag… i cheated… I posted pics of these girls… !!!! that was the wisest thing I ever did… lol..
I bet he is yanking ur chain! 😀 😀
Loved the one about jains! chuckles!
welcome to the blog…
laughing at others fate eh… 😐
LOL Hitchwriter what did you expect him to say? That a Lotus is a rose by other name 🙂 He’s an adorable kid!!!
I think married men are generally considered safer than divorced or unmarried men. Not saying this is right or wrong.
My husband calls the wedding ring a ‘chick magnet’…
@ Bones – I agree with your husband bones… lol… I wear only one ornament and that is that… !! Lol…
@ IHM – I dont mind them considering me safe… but I hope that is not the reason they hang out with me… lol… two different things…
Oh my! that header is a complete show-off. Uff! some people I tell you. Still dreaming about Kumble? 😉 😉
that picture is by a guy who competed for RCB official blogger… !! 😀 😀
I have given his flicker link in vigilance status bar… do chek them… awesome cliks.. !!
Let me tell you one secret Hitchy (I don’t think it is a secret though). Girls feel safer and are closer to guys who they find harmless and simple. You know the jovial ones. They also call them bhaiyya and tie rakhis (this happened in our school a lot). Bhagoooooooooo
and this is a reply to my comment as well !! sigh !!! 😀
Solilo, the reason Hitchy hasn’t replied to your comment is because he’s crying and saying to himself, “Here I thought women were attracted to me because of my sex appeal but they only gravitate towards me because they think of me as their bhaiyya! Boooo!!!!”
How many drinks have you had Solilo and bones ?? huh ?? 😡
your irrelevant comments are not worth replying… sigh… 😐
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..
BTW did you check what Pixie wrote about you on her blog? Now with that description you appear as cuter Dennis the menace (freckles and a crooked nose). More sisters for you now……Bhagooooooooooooo
Thats why I was feeling like throttling Pixie… all you devils will get fodder from that… 😦 😥
HAHAHAHAHAH
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Ha..ha..ha.. gosh! your blog is turning into sexy actresses’ adda. All because of your drool posts on how you run after Sushmita, Sonam, Deepika look-alikes.
Here is Hitchy’s number..
Now that is a relevant comment… !!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
Here in US, girls swoon over single guys carrying babies. When Peanut was a baby whenever my brother visited, he would take her out in a stroller and we find him line-maroying girls claiming to be a single/divorced father. Actually most girls come and attend to such guys. He has even gotten phone numbers of girls in the store. Hearing all this my husband could only sigh!……Ha..ha..ha.. and blame his fate for marrying so early and that to the first girl he fell in love with. Poor guy didn’t get a chance to even look at another girl. 😆
hey sols, i have heard this as well………… but why is that?? i cannot understand………..
the gal in love with the guy will also have to contend with the baby right???
OG, I think the girls here look for compassionate guys. Many good Indian men grow up as being maa ka ladla and watching chick-flicks like those romantic films, Yashraj ones, Wake up Sid types. Most of our movies actually qualify under chick-flicks. Here most guys would never watch Ugly truth or Sleepless in seattle or Bride wars or such movies unless dragged by his new girl friend or promised something 😉 .
So it is appreciated when they see a guy struggling to bring up a child alone. I think even Indian women would appreciate such men. Even though in our society we still are not forward in accepting a partner with a child but that is not the case here. So any man who is strong enough to bring up a child alone is of course a catch for them.
phew…. so much logic…. lol… !!!!
classic dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
your son is the best!!!!!!!!!!! and yes regarding the blog hits, mine are all related to the lungi 😦
jaisi karni waisi bharni dost… !!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
You came to bangalore but didnt meet me? 😦 😦
Ah I can see you have been having fun!!!
Awesome!
oh !!!! I didnt have your number… sigh !!! I just forgot !!!!
geeez… thats my loss… !!!!
oh dear….
thats why you shouldnt be disappearing all the time and staying in constant touch…
sigh… 😦
There is always a next time ::) koi nahi!
u r right…this really doesnt need a title!! 😀
ROFL @ hriday!! he’s any day smarter than his dad!!
the day parents cant figure out whether their kids are joking or serious with simple answers… is the time to start worrying! hehehe 😀
😆 but he aint smarter than me…
ROFL 🙂 I know how that works, but I don’t like to write about films 🙂
Jain or an Indian? Wonder when they became conflicting identities…maybe you should explain to him that he is both at the same time and that they don’t come in the way of each other 🙂
you wanna help explaining to him… :p :p
Awesome Hriday
Way to go…..
Hitchy….you must know whats Lotus …..
he is way ahead man….
Sigh.. Stopped countin! Hriday is cute! 🙂 And ya.. we dont need any titles always! 🙂
where is sushmita…? tell tell? where where…. :).
your son is adorable. he will be Maha hitchy….and soon all girls will find him adorable 🙂
Your son is smart! 😛
LOL….why does your blog show up at the mention of Sushmita Sen? She is your fav kya? And your son is adorable….stop confusing him Hitchy 🙂
hey bhagwan.. the shocks these search result hits produce! Moral of the story, pls write abt other things also..
“I guess they now consider me safe…” chalo, at least you now realise 😉 😛
And your son is real cutie to have answered “lotus” 😀 😀
Its true! Girls always feel more secure with married men! 🙂