She is interested in me !!!!!!!!!! :P :P

I recently got the below message in my inbox, I have been getting such mails umpteen times, but this is about time I acted and replied to one of them…


Hi friend,

I am interesting in you.

My name is Anita, 26 years old, and my hobbies is reading books and playing golf, lo oking for a penpal friends around the word,  because  i belive that without  friendship somone  feel necked  and blind, lost many good opportunity.that is why i like  making friendship  with responsible person that no the value of friendship, all over the world, A distinguished ladies and gentle men to develop a nice friendship with.  I love going on internet.

I am very entertained by all the wonderful things I find there.   I have  black hair and brown eyes, olive back  skin, and a fit body. my personality is a bit spicy.  One of my favorite things to do is dance!  I believe I was dancing before I could walk!   It’s a great way to have fun!

I presently live in the camp in  Dakar Senegal   country, but I have been unfortunate to travel to any places throughout my lifetime.  For this reason I guess you could say I have developed an national taste for friendship and therefore look to the internet to meet people of various countries to satisfy my appetite for an national flavor of friends.

I am a person who values friendship as the spice of my life.  I believe anything you do will be great fun as long as you are doing it with good friends It would be nice to become friends with you I will been very glad if you can reply me back, please write me back through my email   anita.danjuma@yahoo.fr
Hope to read from you soon.
Thanks from
Miss Anita Danjuma

Dear Miss Anita Danjuma,

Oh halo new friend of mine from Aaafrikaaaaa !!!! I am also interesting in you… !!!! you know… !!! I live in India and so I love playing cricket… too it has bat and ball too like golf… I read books too… and I had a few pen pal friends from around the world… when I was 15 !!!!!

I see you value friendship so much that you feel blind and NECKED without it… !!! :mrgreen: and Indian men cannot let women stay that way so I will be your friend for sure !!!!!! and you rially must not look any more for a really distinguished gentalman… !! I am here… !! You be happy to no that I love going to the internet too… and I really really :mrgreen: :mrgreen: am entertained by so many wonderful things I find there… !!!! 😀 😀

I have black hair, black eyes, fair skin (come on I am certainly fair in comparison to olive black sking… 😛 :P) and well I have well almost an athletic body (see the advantage of writing mails on internet, I dont have to tell her I have a slight belly 😛 😛 😛 ) and well hang on… I would like to know more about what does a SPICY personality mean… my request to you before hand you please be more OPEN and not use such masking words, we Indians are very gullible you see… 😛 😛 😛

And you will not believe when I tell you that I also started dancing before I learn walking you no… !!!!!! We are really so so same to same… !! :mrgreen:

I live in India and I have same to same unfortune like you as I also not traveled ever… I also have same to same taste like you for (inter)national friends and I found so many on the internet some are from Bhopal, some are from Kolkatta, some are from Mumbai and now one is from DAKAR !!!! 😛 😛 😛 😛

by the way Dakar in my national language means BURP !!!! I know I should not tell such things but I just had to…

I also think friends are spice of life… again same to same… !! 😀 😀 😀 and you think anything you do with good friends is good… oh Anita let me puhleez ask you one more question what does anything mean ?????  I like to hear more frankly from you on this anything part… 😈 I will be your good friend for sure…

I will always treasure your email as a first gift of our lobly friendship and will await your reply with beted breath…

One last request… can you send your FOTO !!!!!! 👿

Your friend,

Mr. Hitch Writer.

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Really unsure if this is funny or sarcastic or plain distasteful… but such emails are such a pain. Please to be forthright in the comments below.

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41 thoughts on “She is interested in me !!!!!!!!!! :P :P

  1. deviantwave says:

    Wow… people hitting on you from Africa…. tumhara naam door door tak phail gaya hitchy .. Mubaraka Mubaraka .. ab to treat banta hai … bhai interesting in you after all so many femails over emails (ok that sucked!) 😉 😉

  2. UmaS says:

    Oh God…I never thot that someone will open up such a frndly email to you…Its total LOL !!! 🙂

    You have not only been funny, sarcastic, you’ve also been totally grammatical – Yay !!! 😉 😉

    Africa ???? Come on, Hitch…ask her if she’ll send a ticket for you, if she is really serious abt this frndship… 😉 😉 😉

    • hitchwriter says:

      Uma… how will she send me a ticket ?? huh ?? she herself hasnt been able to travel outside senegal… !!! I am smart you know… I dont ask till I know I m gonna get some favour… !! 😛 😛

      Foto is enough for now !!!

  3. Phoenixritu says:

    LOL, you tell her! Did she ask for your pin no., password or ask for a ticket to India (one way?) in return for the …… er ……. anticipation of ………. ummmm …….. certain favors?

  4. Ashwathy says:

    ROFL!!!! 😀 😀 😀 Hitchy back in action – in true style…..DANGANAKKA!!! :mrgreen:

    All the commas, smiley, italics, bold, caps….inserted at the right places…
    Lobly !! Beted breath!!! Hyuk hyuk :mrgreen:

    Honestly I have no patience for spam mails like these….and u just took the words out of my mouth as far as the reply goes…! 😀 Wish I had thot of this before! 🙄

  5. Chatterbox says:

    Pileez send her the reeplie so that she too can get a shock of her lifetime just as you did 😀 :D. After-all she took the pain to spam the world, she deserves a feedback for sure :mrgreen:
    :mrgreen:

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