She is interested in me !!!!!!!!!! :P :P

I recently got the below message in my inbox, I have been getting such mails umpteen times, but this is about time I acted and replied to one of them…

Hi friend,

I am interesting in you.

My name is Anita, 26 years old, and my hobbies is reading books and playing golf, lo oking for a penpal friends around the word,  because  i belive that without  friendship somone  feel necked  and blind, lost many good opportunity.that is why i like  making friendship  with responsible person that no the value of friendship, all over the world, A distinguished ladies and gentle men to develop a nice friendship with.  I love going on internet.

I am very entertained by all the wonderful things I find there.   I have  black hair and brown eyes, olive back  skin, and a fit body. my personality is a bit spicy.  One of my favorite things to do is dance!  I believe I was dancing before I could walk!   It’s a great way to have fun!

I presently live in the camp in  Dakar Senegal   country, but I have been unfortunate to travel to any places throughout my lifetime.  For this reason I guess you could say I have developed an national taste for friendship and therefore look to the internet to meet people of various countries to satisfy my appetite for an national flavor of friends.

I am a person who values friendship as the spice of my life.  I believe anything you do will be great fun as long as you are doing it with good friends It would be nice to become friends with you I will been very glad if you can reply me back, please write me back through my email
Hope to read from you soon.
Thanks from
Miss Anita Danjuma

Dear Miss Anita Danjuma,

Oh halo new friend of mine from Aaafrikaaaaa !!!! I am also interesting in you… !!!! you know… !!! I live in India and so I love playing cricket… too it has bat and ball too like golf… I read books too… and I had a few pen pal friends from around the world… when I was 15 !!!!!

I see you value friendship so much that you feel blind and NECKED without it… !!! :mrgreen: and Indian men cannot let women stay that way so I will be your friend for sure !!!!!! and you rially must not look any more for a really distinguished gentalman… !! I am here… !! You be happy to no that I love going to the internet too… and I really really :mrgreen: :mrgreen: am entertained by so many wonderful things I find there… !!!! 😀 😀

I have black hair, black eyes, fair skin (come on I am certainly fair in comparison to olive black sking… 😛 :P) and well I have well almost an athletic body (see the advantage of writing mails on internet, I dont have to tell her I have a slight belly 😛 😛 😛 ) and well hang on… I would like to know more about what does a SPICY personality mean… my request to you before hand you please be more OPEN and not use such masking words, we Indians are very gullible you see… 😛 😛 😛

And you will not believe when I tell you that I also started dancing before I learn walking you no… !!!!!! We are really so so same to same… !! :mrgreen:

I live in India and I have same to same unfortune like you as I also not traveled ever… I also have same to same taste like you for (inter)national friends and I found so many on the internet some are from Bhopal, some are from Kolkatta, some are from Mumbai and now one is from DAKAR !!!! 😛 😛 😛 😛

by the way Dakar in my national language means BURP !!!! I know I should not tell such things but I just had to…

I also think friends are spice of life… again same to same… !! 😀 😀 😀 and you think anything you do with good friends is good… oh Anita let me puhleez ask you one more question what does anything mean ?????  I like to hear more frankly from you on this anything part… 😈 I will be your good friend for sure…

I will always treasure your email as a first gift of our lobly friendship and will await your reply with beted breath…

One last request… can you send your FOTO !!!!!! 👿

Your friend,

Mr. Hitch Writer.


Really unsure if this is funny or sarcastic or plain distasteful… but such emails are such a pain. Please to be forthright in the comments below.


41 thoughts on “She is interested in me !!!!!!!!!! :P :P

  1. deviantwave says:

    Wow… people hitting on you from Africa…. tumhara naam door door tak phail gaya hitchy .. Mubaraka Mubaraka .. ab to treat banta hai … bhai interesting in you after all so many femails over emails (ok that sucked!) 😉 😉

  2. UmaS says:

    Oh God…I never thot that someone will open up such a frndly email to you…Its total LOL !!! 🙂

    You have not only been funny, sarcastic, you’ve also been totally grammatical – Yay !!! 😉 😉

    Africa ???? Come on, Hitch…ask her if she’ll send a ticket for you, if she is really serious abt this frndship… 😉 😉 😉

    • hitchwriter says:

      Uma… how will she send me a ticket ?? huh ?? she herself hasnt been able to travel outside senegal… !!! I am smart you know… I dont ask till I know I m gonna get some favour… !! 😛 😛

      Foto is enough for now !!!

  3. Phoenixritu says:

    LOL, you tell her! Did she ask for your pin no., password or ask for a ticket to India (one way?) in return for the …… er ……. anticipation of ………. ummmm …….. certain favors?

  4. Ashwathy says:

    ROFL!!!! 😀 😀 😀 Hitchy back in action – in true style…..DANGANAKKA!!! :mrgreen:

    All the commas, smiley, italics, bold, caps….inserted at the right places…
    Lobly !! Beted breath!!! Hyuk hyuk :mrgreen:

    Honestly I have no patience for spam mails like these….and u just took the words out of my mouth as far as the reply goes…! 😀 Wish I had thot of this before! 🙄

  5. Chatterbox says:

    Pileez send her the reeplie so that she too can get a shock of her lifetime just as you did 😀 :D. After-all she took the pain to spam the world, she deserves a feedback for sure :mrgreen:

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