She is interested in me !!!!!!!!!! :P :P

I recently got the below message in my inbox, I have been getting such mails umpteen times, but this is about time I acted and replied to one of them…

Hi friend, I am interesting in you. My name is Anita, 26 years old, and my hobbies is reading books and playing golf, lo oking for a penpal friends around the word,  because  i belive that without  friendship somone  feel necked  and blind, lost many good opportunity.that is why i like  making friendship  with responsible person that no the value of friendship, all over the world, A distinguished ladies and gentle men to develop a nice friendship with.  I love going on internet. I am very entertained by all the wonderful things I find there.   I have  black hair and brown eyes, olive back  skin, and a fit body. my personality is a bit spicy.  One of my favorite things to do is dance!  I believe I was dancing before I could walk!   It’s a great way to have fun! I presently live in the camp in  Dakar Senegal   country, but I have been unfortunate to travel to any places throughout my lifetime.  For this reason I guess you could say I have developed an national taste for friendship and therefore look to the internet to meet people of various countries to satisfy my appetite for an national flavor of friends. I am a person who values friendship as the spice of my life.  I believe anything you do will be great fun as long as you are doing it with good friends It would be nice to become friends with you I will been very glad if you can reply me back, please write me back through my email   anita.danjuma@yahoo.fr Hope to read from you soon. Thanks from Miss Anita Danjuma

Dear Miss Anita Danjuma,

Oh halo new friend of mine from Aaafrikaaaaa !!!! I am also interesting in you… !!!! you know… !!! I live in India and so I love playing cricket… too it has bat and ball too like golf… I read books too… and I had a few pen pal friends from around the world… when I was 15 !!!!!

I see you value friendship so much that you feel blind and NECKED without it… !!! and Indian men cannot let women stay that way so I will be your friend for sure !!!!!! and you rially must not look any more for a really distinguished gentalman… !! I am here… !! You be happy to no that I love going to the internet too… and I really really am entertained by so many wonderful things I find there… !!!! 😀 😀

I have black hair, black eyes, fair skin (come on I am certainly fair in comparison to olive black sking… 😛 :P) and well I have well almost an athletic body (see the advantage of writing mails on internet, I dont have to tell her I have a slight belly 😛 😛 😛 ) and well hang on… I would like to know more about what does a SPICY personality mean… my request to you before hand you please be more OPEN and not use such masking words, we Indians are very gullible you see… 😛 😛 😛

And you will not believe when I tell you that I also started dancing before I learn walking you no… !!!!!! We are really so so same to same… !!

I live in India and I have same to same unfortune like you as I also not traveled ever… I also have same to same taste like you for (inter)national friends and I found so many on the internet some are from Bhopal, some are from Kolkatta, some are from Mumbai and now one is from DAKAR !!!! 😛 😛 😛 😛

by the way Dakar in my national language means BURP !!!! I know I should not tell such things but I just had to…

I also think friends are spice of life… again same to same… !! 😀 😀 😀 and you think anything you do with good friends is good… oh Anita let me puhleez ask you one more question what does anything mean ?????  I like to hear more frankly from you on this anything part… 😈 I will be your good friend for sure…

I will always treasure your email as a first gift of our lobly friendship and will await your reply with beted breath…

One last request… can you send your FOTO !!!!!! 👿

Your friend,

Mr. Hitch Writer.

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Really unsure if this is funny or sarcastic or plain distasteful… but such emails are such a pain. Please to be forthright in the comments below.