some gyaan !!!

For those who came in late… (straight from Indrajal comics)

Some may not know, the regulars are quite aware that Hitchy baba comes up with some real gems, atleast that is what he thinks he does. All his near and dear ones are almost fed up with these cliches now its time to feed the same to my blog readers :

1.) Do you know, what you need to eat and what you actually can eat are two poles apart ??? Always eat less than what you can eat !!!! :mrgreen:

This gyaan is always thrown after I have eaten like a pig and am unable to move from my chair !!!! :mrgreen:

2.) What others do is not in your control, however how you act is completely in your control. Always think, how differently could I have reacted in this situation.

This gyaan is also usually uttered once I lose my temper… sigh… ! and the looks I get when I utter this is πŸ™„ yes exactly like this !

3.) Not all will act as you please, not all will behave as you want. If you want to be unhappy at the fact that he/she is not behaving as you expect, you will always be disappointed. Instead look at things that are brighter and better and you can be happier. There are hundreds of reasons to be unhappy and hundreds of reasons to be happy. Its upto you whether you want to be happy or not !!!

This gyaan is uttered after you have been caught blogging at 3 am or playing Heroes armageddon at 5 am. Yes the game starts at 9.30 and goes till 5 !!!

4.) Do what you want to do, dont do what they think you should do. It will give you more satisfaction and you will be doing it more naturally !

Are you still reading ???? Boy… you seriously need to get in touch with me and take some classes…. for more such gyaan visit Bharuch… with prior appointment !!!!! Fees = Food !!! (tons of it !!! )

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

**PRANAM**

HITCHY BABA KI JAI HO !!!!

ducks all the chappals and sandals, collects all the tomatoes and the eggs !!!!! even this line is a legend now… atleast me thinks so… 😈

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27 thoughts on “some gyaan !!!

  1. Phoenixritu says:

    All hail the Ghost Who Eats πŸ˜› Now I am experiencing the same emotion my kids experience when I spout cliched philosophy. They will send me to Baruch on a one way ticket for sure!

  2. shail says:

    Pranaam Hitchy Maharaj! πŸ˜†
    But guess what Maharaj, your first word of gyan is such a flop with me! 😦 😦 Of course, what you need to eat and what you actually can eat are two poles apart. Sigh. But what I actually can eat is way less than what I need to eat! πŸ˜›

  3. Bikram says:

    Jai ho.. Me also bikram UK WAALE BABA JI
    aapse milke acha laga .. πŸ™‚

    maybe share notes on how to do something he he hehe πŸ™‚

    your words of gyaan good but when it comesto food.. its BIRNG THEM ONnnnnn

    point 4th My dad use to say .. SABKi Suno, haanji keh do , Sab khus.. par karo apne man-dil ki.. Tum bhi khush πŸ™‚ so all happy πŸ™‚

    What we did – Answer

  4. Smitha says:

    All I will say is that this is one post, I will not be forwarding to husband πŸ™‚

    So when are you coming on national TV with all these pearls of wisdom? Fees = food? You still say this after point no 1 ?

  5. vimmuuu says:

    some of these babas are famous for their ‘special gyaan’ for women. they get media coverage too; and their videos get good hits in youtube. does this hitchy baba fall under that category ??? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  6. UmaS says:

    Oh, I would love to come to Bharuch….. πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› for some yummy food. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    Playing thru the night – u really a Ghost huh ????? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

    Baba Hitchy ??? LOL !!! πŸ™‚ Such gyaan needs to be published….so that it helps the needy all over the world….What say ???? :mrgreen:

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