If you had two extra hours in a day…

Oh Boy !

I can almost see people smacking their hands on their heads… !!!

2 more hours of hitchy !!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

just the thought of it makes me go Buhahahahahahaha ala Vimmmuu !

But when I come to think of it, its the most perfect thing that can happen to me. It actually solves all my problems, today my net addiction is a serious disorder that I suffer from, I have to balance work and wordpress, mail and scrabble, presentations and facebook, reports and twitter and above all cricket and cricinfo !!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

That is not even taking bout one more second for Eating !!!! My other favorite pastime ! 😐 The mere thought sets me thinking so many lunatic things… consider a few possibilities like two extra buffet’s a day !!!!!! You cant believe how much joy that thought brings to me!!!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

But since this is a serious contest, I will seriously list some of the random thoughts I got… !

  1. Two hours in a Snooker parlor would be perfect, I can dethrone Pankaj Advani then..! πŸ˜€ (ego has never been my problem πŸ˜‰ )
  2. 2 hours sitting on the grass on the banks of river Narmada watching the Golden Bridge with the sun setting in the background accompanied by no… not my wife, yea I dont mind her but more importantly Sukhi Bhel that you get over there nimbu maarke !!!!
  3. Its been decades since I saw a Morning Show!!!! They are two hours only aren’t they …. πŸ˜›Β  !!!! :mrgreen: Yes you dimwit… I mean the morning shows on TV only… !!!! No Jungli Jawani types !!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜›
  4. I could go back to college days and sit in the college campus and well stare… err… get some eye candy ! πŸ˜‰
  5. Two hours of wifey serving us goodies while we brothers are at it on… Heroes Armageddon or Cricket 2011 !!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Sheer Bliss na… I know !!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
  6. 2 hours of More spam on FB, Blogs and Twitter !!!!! Ideal I say !!!! πŸ‘Ώ

Some really worth while doing things !!!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

I think those thoughts surely ought’a win me the prize for being the most candid contestant of them all !!!!

Just as I was about to hit the submit button, my humility resurfaced, I thought I should get my superlative thoughts be checked by my equally creative and wonderful copywriter…. ( err…. Equally creative means creative enough, but just a shade less than me… ) 😈

As soon as she reads my mail informing her about my winning entry and the contest I am jarred by a telephone ring and informed….

“Idiot, its a Family and Parenting category contest !!!! and you are writing about Jangli Jawani and College Campus !!!!!”

“Doomed….!!!!” (she shrieks way too much !!! I am gonna be killed for this I know !!! )

Β “Hitchu…. !!!!!” (that is one patented word I just love, now I have her Awwwwing all the way… )

“you gotta be get your number wala chashma out of the drawer and on your nose !!!!!”

err….

Now the reality sinks in…

Maybe the two hours extra I get should be spent playing another 2 hours of cricket or badminton with my son !!!! I already play around an hour everyday πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

or

Maybe I should be spending the two hours trying to discuss more cricket with him !!!! He is pretty adapt now though to search the cricinfo.comΒ  statistics πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ He knows who has the most number of ducks !!! πŸ˜€ The lil one is quite diligent too and studies quite well for an hour before his play hours begin so I don’t need to spend a minute of the extra two hours to make him study. I wish I could be that sincere & disciplined someday.

Maybe those two hours extra could be transferred to him. So that we dont have to make him sleep at 9pm (he has to wake up at 6) and use those hours to play more ludo or chess which he is learning to play and help him beat his Dadaji !

Now, it would be really unfair to say that I didn’t think of spending two hours sitting on our swing on our verandah gazing at each other in the moonlight and not saying much and just entwining fingers and exchanging contented smiles… ! What else do you expect !!! this is a Family Blog !!!!!!

Now before the Surf Excel Guys ban me from entering their contest…. Please let me submit my entry !!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

Post to “Surf Excel Matic #GetSmart Contest”, a current trending topic.

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41 thoughts on “If you had two extra hours in a day…

  1. Pixie says:

    Loved your entry!!

    so many things to do, even the 2 extra hours aren’t enough!! :mrgreen:

    If I had 2 extra hours… *walks off dreaming of the 2 idylllic hours*

  2. suranga date says:

    A creaking swing,
    alone
    in the semi darkness
    below an inquisitive moon,
    she sits,
    cursing the Surf guys.

    And he whoops,
    inside,
    applauding cricket centuries,
    advising bowlers,
    potting rasagullas,
    squeezing lemon
    on Riverside Bhel,
    seeing faltu matinees
    in his dreams…..

    The little one
    takes his drawing book
    away
    to show it to his mother
    on the swing.

    He climbs on,
    looks up at her,
    and she says,:
    “”beta, bas,
    aur do ghante,
    phir papa aa jayenge
    tera drawing dekhne …”

  3. Tara says:

    I I thought passing on the two hours to your son was the sweetest thought. Not linked to the extra 2 hours bit but i feel the schools starting early morning is such a torture for them, for the parents and the un-necessarily adds to the traffic on roads.
    anyway, this ‘if you had two extra hours in a day’ is a question that can set you dreaming in a min.. so here i go πŸ™‚

  4. Ashwathy says:

    Shame on you!! You’ve posted whatever you wanted to post….under the excuse of the ‘parenting’ post!! πŸ˜›

    How can jungli jawani be morning? Thought you were talking ‘late night’ πŸ˜› πŸ˜› So you used to go for all those shows in the morning eh? :mrgreen:

    And Cunny sis is wayyyy more creative than you!! Hmph!! πŸ˜›

    • hitchy says:

      Like I say always… honesty has no takers …. liars and discreet people rule this world ! :-/

      Lol… in our time those things were only in morning shows… the nights had family movies !!! :mrgreen: πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

      I dont disagree about the last bit ! πŸ˜›

  5. Ranu Chakraborty says:

    Great Post….. Perfect family man – spending time with the son….. playing cricket….. badminton….. eating sukhi bel….. swinging holding hands…… all soooo cute!!!!! But dude….. whats with the jangli jawani that too….. in the morning ????

  6. Vimmuuu says:

    Two hours is too less for you Hitchy, dont you think ??? I felt like singing the Yes Boss song, by the time I reached the end of the post “Maaan jaa ae khuda…itni si hai dua…Main zyaada nahee maanghthaa” πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    you get two extra hours and they want us to spend it with the family??? I strongly disagree πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    • hitchy says:

      actually yes… !!! when you start thinking.. gee… 2 hours is just not enough !!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› about the last line… !!!!

      bachooo… abhi tu naya hai family life mein !!!! πŸ˜‰

  7. zinggy_mum says:

    hey hitchy,
    only two hours? kya? yeh bahut kam nahin hai?
    firstly petu if you binge on those extra 2 hours, teri life mein se extra 1 saal kam hona hai..(coz of all those extra kilos that u will put on)….Ma boy, you really need to be disciplined…these two hours can be worked on that… junglee billa! Meeeow! ab jawani to rahin nahin par tera dhadakta hua dil jo hai woh hamesha maange more! so go on make the most out of those two hours! y not? after a tiring day those 2 hours could be bliss if you had a chance to do all those things that your subconcious mind (armaan) wants but cannot be done due to pressures (family, society, work…etc)
    So here”s to your Happy extra 2 hours!
    cheers!

    • hitchy says:

      kam to hai… par ab prize yeh log de rahe hai to cant excuse ! πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

      Binge decreases life!? dont you know the appetite of this Ghost who eats !!! and his legendary GI Tract !!!!!! πŸ˜›

      Jawani rahi nahi ?! not talking to you anymore ! 😐

  8. Crafty Shines says:

    2 extra hrs and you’d want to do so much, I gotta salute you!

    I’d have used that too for dozing off some more!!! :mrgreen:

    wait…what? I don’tttttttttttt shrieeeeekkkkkkkkkkk everrrrrrrrrrrr! HOW could youuuuuuuu haveeeeeee defameddddddddd meeeeeeeeeee likeeeeeee thaaaaaaaaatttttt, ehhhhhh? *squeal shriek and nails on chalkboard SFX*

    And what would you have done without my talents and observation skills?

    Wait…what? you are more talented? So, you stopped taking your anti-delusion medication… i’ll parcel a new batch for you… πŸ‘Ώ

    • hitchy says:

      I knew you would have surely spent the 2 hours sleeping ! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› lol !!!

      the rest is a lil difficult to read or comprehend…. so I will pass that ! πŸ˜› :mrgreen:

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