Oh Boy !
I can almost see people smacking their hands on their heads… !!!
2 more hours of hitchy !!!! 😛 😛 😛
just the thought of it makes me go Buhahahahahahaha ala Vimmmuu !
But when I come to think of it, its the most perfect thing that can happen to me. It actually solves all my problems, today my net addiction is a serious disorder that I suffer from, I have to balance work and wordpress, mail and scrabble, presentations and facebook, reports and twitter and above all cricket and cricinfo !!! 😛 😛 😛 😛
That is not even taking bout one more second for Eating !!!! My other favorite pastime ! 😐 The mere thought sets me thinking so many lunatic things… consider a few possibilities like two extra buffet’s a day !!!!!! You cant believe how much joy that thought brings to me!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
But since this is a serious contest, I will seriously list some of the random thoughts I got… !
- Two hours in a Snooker parlor would be perfect, I can dethrone Pankaj Advani then..! 😀 (ego has never been my problem 😉 )
- 2 hours sitting on the grass on the banks of river Narmada watching the Golden Bridge with the sun setting in the background accompanied by no… not my wife, yea I dont mind her but more importantly Sukhi Bhel that you get over there nimbu maarke !!!!
- Its been decades since I saw a Morning Show!!!! They are two hours only aren’t they …. 😛 !!!! Yes you dimwit… I mean the morning shows on TV only… !!!! No Jungli Jawani types !!!! 😛 😛
- I could go back to college days and sit in the college campus and well stare… err… get some eye candy ! 😉
- Two hours of wifey serving us goodies while we brothers are at it on… Heroes Armageddon or Cricket 2011 !!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Sheer Bliss na… I know !!! 😀 😀 😀
- 2 hours of More spam on FB, Blogs and Twitter !!!!! Ideal I say !!!! 👿
I think those thoughts surely ought’a win me the prize for being the most candid contestant of them all !!!!
Just as I was about to hit the submit button, my humility resurfaced, I thought I should get my superlative thoughts be checked by my equally creative and wonderful copywriter…. ( err…. Equally creative means creative enough, but just a shade less than me… ) 😈
As soon as she reads my mail informing her about my winning entry and the contest I am jarred by a telephone ring and informed….
“Idiot, its a Family and Parenting category contest !!!! and you are writing about Jangli Jawani and College Campus !!!!!”
“Doomed….!!!!” (she shrieks way too much !!! I am gonna be killed for this I know !!! )
“Hitchu…. !!!!!” (that is one patented word I just love, now I have her Awwwwing all the way… )
“you gotta be get your number wala chashma out of the drawer and on your nose !!!!!”
err….
Now the reality sinks in…
Maybe the two hours extra I get should be spent playing another 2 hours of cricket or badminton with my son !!!! I already play around an hour everyday 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
or
Maybe I should be spending the two hours trying to discuss more cricket with him !!!! He is pretty adapt now though to search the cricinfo.com statistics 🙂 🙂 🙂 He knows who has the most number of ducks !!! 😀 The lil one is quite diligent too and studies quite well for an hour before his play hours begin so I don’t need to spend a minute of the extra two hours to make him study. I wish I could be that sincere & disciplined someday.
Maybe those two hours extra could be transferred to him. So that we dont have to make him sleep at 9pm (he has to wake up at 6) and use those hours to play more ludo or chess which he is learning to play and help him beat his Dadaji !
Now, it would be really unfair to say that I didn’t think of spending two hours sitting on our swing on our verandah gazing at each other in the moonlight and not saying much and just entwining fingers and exchanging contented smiles… ! What else do you expect !!! this is a Family Blog !!!!!!
Now before the Surf Excel Guys ban me from entering their contest…. Please let me submit my entry !!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
Post to “Surf Excel Matic #GetSmart Contest”, a current trending topic.
I have been so wanting to do this one but sigh no time, one of the points I’ll have if I had extra two hours would be I’ll blog regularly 😉
absolutely… ! I am sure a lot of us who are missing would love to have those 2 hours extra and get back to blogging ! 😀
my next year’s resolution is to blog more… I feel ashamed when I look at this year’s stats 😐
yea.. me too! And here I thought that having extra time on hands would mean more blogging! 😐
STATS !!! sigh… there were times when we would celebrate 100 posts and all that… !!! gee… I need to check all that !!! 🙂
but yes our activity is seriously down ! 😦
Mons, All you need is the password to my WP account, so that you can see my dashboard and feel really really proud of your blog 😥
time to change it ! 😀
Quite the sweet post 🙂
sweet !!! I thought it was lustful ! 😛
Loved your entry!!
so many things to do, even the 2 extra hours aren’t enough!!
If I had 2 extra hours… *walks off dreaming of the 2 idylllic hours*
oh and 1 question – how will u excel in snooker with just 2 hrs of extra time?!! 😛
and the time you spend on the swing sounds idyllic! 😀
2 hours of extra time for an almost champ like me in snooker is more than enough !!!! 😀 😀 😀 Dont you know I am the Ghost who Eats ! 😛
the time on the swing is a sure shot winner with all the girls ! 😀
😛 😛
how does eating and snooker relate hitchy?!! 🙄
Eating Rasgullas and potting the ball arent too different !!!! 😛
A creaking swing,
alone
in the semi darkness
below an inquisitive moon,
she sits,
cursing the Surf guys.
And he whoops,
inside,
applauding cricket centuries,
advising bowlers,
potting rasagullas,
squeezing lemon
on Riverside Bhel,
seeing faltu matinees
in his dreams…..
The little one
takes his drawing book
away
to show it to his mother
on the swing.
He climbs on,
looks up at her,
and she says,:
“”beta, bas,
aur do ghante,
phir papa aa jayenge
tera drawing dekhne …”
Surangaji….
that aint true…
yes the words are poignant…
yes…
but disagreement is where I am … 😛 😛 😛
I am the sweetest of them all…
trust me
trust me
trust me… 😛 😛
Something to cheer you up….read this :
Glad to read that ! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Thanks for sharing ! 😀
😆 😆 at the last line….
which last line ?! 😛
Cool! I like your wish list! 🙂
You seem to be a TOTAL family man!
there you totally got me right !!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
you sound too confused to make good use of the extra 2hrs… let some one else get it!
ha ha ha !!! 😀
I think I will pass them to the lil one… !!! bechara is forced to sleep at 9 everyday !!! 😛
I I thought passing on the two hours to your son was the sweetest thought. Not linked to the extra 2 hours bit but i feel the schools starting early morning is such a torture for them, for the parents and the un-necessarily adds to the traffic on roads.
anyway, this ‘if you had two extra hours in a day’ is a question that can set you dreaming in a min.. so here i go 🙂
do you mean you are doing a post ??!!! Are you blogging about it?! that would be a great thing to get you started again ! 😀
Shame on you!! You’ve posted whatever you wanted to post….under the excuse of the ‘parenting’ post!! 😛
How can jungli jawani be morning? Thought you were talking ‘late night’ 😛 😛 So you used to go for all those shows in the morning eh?
And Cunny sis is wayyyy more creative than you!! Hmph!! 😛
Like I say always… honesty has no takers …. liars and discreet people rule this world !
Lol… in our time those things were only in morning shows… the nights had family movies !!! 😛 😛 😛
I dont disagree about the last bit ! 😛
Great Post….. Perfect family man – spending time with the son….. playing cricket….. badminton….. eating sukhi bel….. swinging holding hands…… all soooo cute!!!!! But dude….. whats with the jangli jawani that too….. in the morning ????
you bet… in the morning !!! 😎
Hitchy, lovely to know you have such varied interests. 2 hrs of family time = quality life! Cheers 🙂
Cheers Di ! 😀
err is that Jungli Jawani DVD in the collage? If so, I would really love to see your DVD collection 😳
cheeeeeeeeee !!!!
psst pssst ,,,,Hitchy….will send you my address…dvd’s …haaan…junglee jawani types…ok???? now shhhhh !
vonly a couple of honest comments !!!! I say !!! 😀
**HI5**
Two hours is too less for you Hitchy, dont you think ??? I felt like singing the Yes Boss song, by the time I reached the end of the post “Maaan jaa ae khuda…itni si hai dua…Main zyaada nahee maanghthaa” 😛 😛
you get two extra hours and they want us to spend it with the family??? I strongly disagree 😛 😛
actually yes… !!! when you start thinking.. gee… 2 hours is just not enough !!! 😛 😛 😛 about the last line… !!!!
bachooo… abhi tu naya hai family life mein !!!! 😉
hey hitchy,
only two hours? kya? yeh bahut kam nahin hai?
firstly petu if you binge on those extra 2 hours, teri life mein se extra 1 saal kam hona hai..(coz of all those extra kilos that u will put on)….Ma boy, you really need to be disciplined…these two hours can be worked on that… junglee billa! Meeeow! ab jawani to rahin nahin par tera dhadakta hua dil jo hai woh hamesha maange more! so go on make the most out of those two hours! y not? after a tiring day those 2 hours could be bliss if you had a chance to do all those things that your subconcious mind (armaan) wants but cannot be done due to pressures (family, society, work…etc)
So here”s to your Happy extra 2 hours!
cheers!
kam to hai… par ab prize yeh log de rahe hai to cant excuse ! 😛 😛
Binge decreases life!? dont you know the appetite of this Ghost who eats !!! and his legendary GI Tract !!!!!! 😛
Jawani rahi nahi ?! not talking to you anymore ! 😐
2 extra hrs and you’d want to do so much, I gotta salute you!
I’d have used that too for dozing off some more!!!
wait…what? I don’tttttttttttt shrieeeeekkkkkkkkkkk everrrrrrrrrrrr! HOW could youuuuuuuu haveeeeeee defameddddddddd meeeeeeeeeee likeeeeeee thaaaaaaaaatttttt, ehhhhhh? *squeal shriek and nails on chalkboard SFX*
And what would you have done without my talents and observation skills?
Wait…what? you are more talented? So, you stopped taking your anti-delusion medication… i’ll parcel a new batch for you… 👿
I knew you would have surely spent the 2 hours sleeping ! 😛 😛 😛 lol !!!
the rest is a lil difficult to read or comprehend…. so I will pass that ! 😛